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John F.X. Sundman

Wednesday, Oct 23, 2002 7:30 PM UTC2002-10-23T19:30:00Zl, M j, Y g:i A T

How I destroyed the new economy

Dot-com visionary David Wetherell could do no wrong -- until he started building a mansion on an ancient Indian burial ground.

How I destroyed the new economy

Booboo the insulator looked through the window upon the sight of the blue-jeaned ass of the kneeling archaeologist, hollered, “That’s it! I’ve had enough! I’m going out there right now!” and headed toward the front door. Stevie the carpenter and Rich the electrician quickly grabbed him and I was afraid that I was going to have to jump on him too.

Booboo was a big man, recently released from Barnstable County Jail, whose hobby was weight lifting. I’m pretty big too, and at one time my hobby also was lifting weights, so I knew that the other guys on the site would expect me to pile on next. But I’m basically a conflict avoider, whereas Booboo allegedly got his nickname from the souvenirs he left on the bodies of the slow-paying clients of his former boss, some connected bookie from Brockton. So it was a great relief when Booboo stopped wrestling and started laughing. All the guys laughed too, standing amid the construction chaos of the unheated shell of the mansion we were building. But it was a rueful laughter, for indeed that ass was some provocation. Even to those of us who hadn’t just spent six months in the pokey.

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