2014's fast food atrocities
Burger King's black cheeseburger: Made with squid ink and bamboo charcoal, arguably a symbol of meat's destructive effect on the planet. Only available in Japan.
Topics: Politics News
Matt Drudge plays up this video as the Republican political ad that “GOP strategists all across Washington, DC” have deemed “too hot.” Or not. The ad, created by Hollywood producer/director David Zucker (“Scary Movie,” “Police Squad!” “Airplane!”) allegedly was created for widespread GOP use in the waning weeks of the campaign season, and is now being rejected by all. We suspect the reason has less to do with its purported hotness than its serious lameness. An atrociously bad Madeleine Albright imitator’s skirt splits while she’s changing a tire for a Middle Eastern dictator. Har! Democrats wish the GOP would’ve been dumb enough to run this:
Besides, if he wanted to use Kim Jong-il to have fun with the idea of playing nice with madmen, he should’ve watched “Team America,” and maybe this great scene with the UN arms inspector Hans Blix:
Domino's Specialty Chicken: It's like regular pizza, except instead of a crust, there's fried chicken. The company's marketing officer calls it "one of the most creative, innovative menu items we have ever had” -- brain power put to good use.
KFC'S ZINGER DOUBLE DOWN KING: A sandwich made by adding a burger patty to the infamous chicken-instead-of-buns creation can only be described using all caps. NO BUN ALL MEAT. Only available in South Korea.
Taco Bell's Waffle Taco: It took two years for Taco Bell to develop this waffle folded in the shape of a taco, the stand-out star of its new breakfast menu.
Krispy Kreme Triple Cheeseburger: Only attendees at the San Diego County Fair were given the opportunity to taste the official version of this donut-hamburger-heart attack combo. The rest of America has reasonable odds of not dropping dead tomorrow.
Taco Bell's Quesarito: A burrito wrapped in a quesadilla inside an enigma. Quarantined to one store in Oklahoma City.