Fiction
“The End of Mr. Y”
Scarlett Thomas' novel dabbles in Derrida and Darwin, but her story of a screwed-up grad student obsessed with a cursed book never gets bogged down.
Ariel Manto, the heroine of “The End of Mr. Y,” Scarlett Thomas’ new novel, is an isolated grad student in an unnamed British university town. She has no money; an unheated, mouse-ridden apartment; an active but degrading sex life and a thesis advisor who has disappeared. “People who don’t say I look intimidating sometimes say I look ‘dodgy’ or ‘odd,’” she explains with some mystification. “One of my ex-housemates said he wouldn’t like to be stuck on a desert island with me but didn’t say why.”
Depending on what kind of reader you are, Ariel might seem like such an intriguing narrator you won’t even need to hear the additional bait: This is a story about a cursed book. But don’t suppose that either of these setups offers a reliable forecast of what else you’ll find in the pages of “The End of Mr. Y.” Perhaps the most pleasing thing about this book is that just when you think it’s settling in to be one kind of novel, it saunters off in another direction entirely.
Ariel, who is writing her thesis on 19th-century thought experiments, has a special interest in an obscure writer of the period named Thomas E. Lumas. The fictional Lumas was best known (when known at all) for punching Charles Darwin in the face (“he favored the evolutionary biologist Lamarck“). His final work of fiction, written after a long period of seclusion and crankery, was published the day before its author perished — and after almost everyone else significantly associated with the book died, too. The only known copy of the novel (which is also called “The End of Mr. Y”) lies locked in a German bank vault. No one that Ariel has ever heard of has ever read it — it has the reputation of killing anyone who does. So when she finds a copy, in an unfamiliar bookstore she visits purely by accident, she empties her meager bank account to acquire it.
So far, this might sound like a cozily old-fashioned bibliophilic suspense yarn, along the lines of last year’s creaky thriller “The Thirteenth Tale.” But sharp-eyed readers will spot a line in an early paragraph that’s a tip o’ the hat to the famous first sentence of William Gibson’s “Neuromancer,” and guess that Thomas intends to take her readers to some very strange places indeed. In his preface to the cursed book, Lumas feverishly insists that it be considered “only as fiction,” but this “novel” is patently autobiographical, and it contains instructions that turn out to be anything but fictional.
Following those instructions launches Ariel on a series of adventures that I will not describe overmuch here. She will have to scour homeopathic shops and hide out in churches from men in suits. She will find favor with the god of mice. She will almost trade sex for money, but avoid it by extraordinary, if not downright supernatural means. She will fall in love with an agnostic theology student. And perhaps most remarkable of all, she will find a practical use for her extensive knowledge of the post-structuralist theory of Jacques Derrida.
Although Ariel is researching a Victorian novelist, her interests are less literary than philosophical. (She almost decides to go back to school to study theoretical physics, which she thinks she can get through without needing too much math.) The epigraphs introducing the book’s three parts come from the likes of Heidegger, Jean Beaudrillard, Aristotle and the 19th-century novelist of ideas who seems a likely model for Lumas, Samuel Butler. “The End of Mr. Y” (Thomas’ version, that is) is literary manna for would-be philosophy nerds, people who liked “Sophie’s World” but wished the fictional parts were more grown-up. It’s the kind of book where someone can say “Whoops… I forgot all about phenomenology there and almost became an empiricist,” and raise a wry chuckle from the other characters present.
Yet unlike other intellectually driven fiction — that, say, of Umberto Eco — which can bog down in its own cerebral excesses, “The End of Mr. Y” never loses touch with the fact that it’s a novel. There are little, 100-percent-literary sugar plums to be found in its pages, like the summaries Ariel offers of Lumas’ short stories, making him sound like an alluring precursor to Borges; in one, two philosophers try in vain to leave a blue room, and in another an exact but impenetrable copy of a man’s house appears across the street from his real house. Above all, “The End of Mr. Y” is always the story of a fairly screwed-up girl trying to become a somewhat less screwed-up girl (and to avoid being killed by government agents, when it comes to that). This keeps its feet firmly planted on earth, however much the ground rumbles beneath them.
Laura Miller is a senior writer for Salon. She is the author of "The Magician's Book: A Skeptic's Adventures in Narnia" and has a Web site, magiciansbook.com. More Laura Miller.
50 shades of Shutterstock
Slide show: Everyone's favorite light-bondage bestseller illustrated by inexplicable stock photography SLIDE SHOW
This week, for roughly the millionth time, E.L. James’ romance-bondage trilogy “50 Shades” nabs the No. 1, 2 and 3 spots on the New York Times bestseller lists. We don’t get it either. Every page of that book, which famously began as “Twilight” fan fiction, elicits a sigh of confusion and weird secondary embarrassment. The question is: Who would read this? (The answer is: Apparently everyone.) It’s the same baffled, helpless feeling we get when we sort through stock photos on a daily basis. Stock photos – which have been the subject of recent outstanding Internet satire – are used by this site, and many others, to illustrate our flood of content. Many are plain and simple, but a good portion are flat-out mind-blowing. Why did anyone think that photo was a good idea? It only made sense to join these forces. And so, we present to you passages from the most head-scratching bestseller of our time, illustrated with the assistance of inexplicable stock photography.
Megaphone by Natalie Bakopoulos
Miracles happen, even in an Athens crippled by a garbage strike, to a young mother unsure of her ability to love
(Credit: iStockphoto/caracterdesign) It’s the third week of the garbage strike and Athens has begun to smell. Bright-colored trash bags fill the curbs and alleyways, and we have learned to step over the rubbish and avoid the blocks that had become unnavigable. We know which stretches are particularly foul — a stretch along Mavili Square, or the entire top end of Monastiraki. Odos Athinas is a sea of trash, and Omonia is ghastly but we don’t go there anyway. May has gone from unseasonably cool to raging hot, and the garbage seems to be melting. In front of the museum it’s like yet another installation project. When I arrive each morning I want to wretch.
Continue Reading CloseNatalie Bakopoulos's first novel, "The Green Shore," will be published by Simon & Schuster in June 2012. Her work has appeared in Tin House, Ninth Letter, Granta Online, and The O. Henry Prize Stories 2010, and she is a contributing editor for the online journal Fiction Writers Review. More Natalie Bakopoulos.
Almost by Chris Pavone
She never thought of herself as ambitious, until motherhood and career collided in one horrifying hospital ride
(Credit: iStockphoto/caracterdesign) It’s just before dawn when Isabel puts the final page down on the fat stack of paper that sits on the rumpled bedspread, next to an overflowing crystal ashtray and a crumpled soft-pack of cigarettes. She’d tried Wellbutrin and Xanax; she’d used patches and gum. In the end, the only thing that made her quit smoking was being pregnant.
But then, after everything, she couldn’t help but start up again. At first it was just a single cigarette per day, or two. Then it became a few, and within months she was back to full-throttle. Over the past couple of years, she’s tried to quit a few times, but not seriously. She anticipates — she accepts — failure. Because she doesn’t want to quit, not really. She wants instead to try, and fail.
Continue Reading CloseMemorial Day fiction: Are we there yet?
Salon exclusive: At the start of the summer fiction season, new stories from Chris Pavone and Natalie Bakopoulos
(Credit: iStockphoto/caracterdesign) “Are we there yet?”
It’s a dreaded sentence. When it’s spoken by an anxious child from the back seat, it’s enough to make stressed-out parents wish they’d never taken a family vacation in the first place. And even if it’s delivered as a sing-songy punch line, from an impatient partner or spouse on a long road trip, it’s an irritating eye-roller of a joke.
So this Memorial Day weekend — the unofficial start of the summer vacation season, and therefore the summer fiction season — we asked two novelists to reclaim the sentence in a new and adult context. For our latest fiction project, there was only one simple rule: Each story had to include the line “Are we there yet?” in a fresh and surprising way.
Continue Reading CloseDavid Daley is the senior culture editor of Salon. More David Daley.
“Frankenstein” remixed
This masterful new adaptation of Mary Shelley's classic novel may be the best interactive fiction yet
Whatever interactive fiction is (and we’re still figuring that out) it suffers from all the problems of traditional fiction and then some. The vast majority of novels and short stories aren’t much good, but when a branching fiction — along the lines of the old “Choose Your Own Adventure” children’s books — fails to engage, the first impulse is to blame the form rather than the content. Let “Frankenstein,” just released by Inkle Studios and Profile Books, serve as a reproach to that reflex. The app is a creative, subtle and sensitive adaptation of Mary Shelley’s classic novella, and it has singlehandedly renewed this critic’s hopes for interactive fiction.
Laura Miller is a senior writer for Salon. She is the author of "The Magician's Book: A Skeptic's Adventures in Narnia" and has a Web site, magiciansbook.com. More Laura Miller.
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