Fiction
“The Song Is You”
Love among the iPods: A divorced TV director is content to be left alone with his old songs -- until he meets a new singer.
Among the characters in Arthur Phillips’ 2002 novel, “Prague” — Americans in their 20s searching for expat authenticity in 1990s Eastern Europe — is a young academic trying to “quantify nostalgia, to graph it backwards into the misty and sweet-smelling past.” He and his cohorts pine not for their own pasts (they’ve barely had any yet) but for other people’s, as romanticized by historians, fans and filmmakers: Paris in the 20s, New York in the ’50s, anything but the thin and flavorless here and now. The novel’s title shrewdly epitomizes their imaginative displacement: Although it’s set in Budapest, everyone there suspects that the better scene is really in Prague.
Phillips has published two historical novels since “Prague” (“The Egyptologist” and “Angelica”), books that were engaging enough, but (for obvious reasons) lacked the quality that made “Prague” so distinctive: its melancholic yet surgically on-the-nerve satire of the over-mediated life. His new book, “The Song Is You,” returns to the present, with a protagonist who could be the older brother of that precocious scholar from “Prague.” A wary tribute to the perils and allure of popular art, it tells a story in which the main character’s iPod plays a role as pivotal as Puck’s in “A Midsummer Night’s Dream.”
The iPod owner’s name is Julian Donahue: a director of TV commercials in his mid-40s, former philanderer separated from his wife and man adrift in a state he thinks of as “divorcistan, a coolly celibate land.” Music is the center of his sole surviving desire. This appetite is, yes, partly nostalgic because Julian has been curating a “soundtrack to his days” since the debut of the Walkman when he was 15. But his forlorn midlife discovery is that the yearning emotional state induced in him by his favorite tunes seems to have only a tenuous connection to his actual life. Once he had achieved every species of happiness recommended by popular music (love, family, success, etc.), he realized that “still he longed, just the same, when he listened to those same songs, now on a portable CD player, easily repeated without the moodicidal interruption of rewinding.” Only now, in the era of the portable MP3 player and after he has lost a goodly portion of the aforesaid prizes, does he recall a youthful intimation that what he longed for might simply be longing itself.
Right on cue, longing personified steps into his life in the form of Caitlin O’Dwyer, an Irish singer half his age whose band Julian catches by chance after wandering into a Brooklyn bar. Julian is by no means an easy sell. Overhearing an early fan grumbling about the singer’s burgeoning popularity, he notes the “artisanal pilsener, ironically named” in the guy’s hand and remembers having “cast boys like this to advertise beers like that.” He’s jadedly amused to hear Cait “autopsied by a flanneled adolescent Julian helped create.” Yet he enjoys the performance well enough, even if he’s inclined to attribute Cait’s charm (like most things of late) to forces “some canny evolutionist could explain.” And he buys her CD, loading it into his iPod.
The serendipity of shuffle mode is one of the running motifs of “The Song Is You,” for as Phillips notes, a song’s “conquest of you is not likely to occur the first time you hear it,” and the process usually works best when left to chance. Julian himself has an old good-luck song, one that, in his youth, augured success only if he happened to hear it on the radio. More recently, the charm is activated when the song turns up via the digital version of happenstance. Then one day, on the F train to Brooklyn, a new song, by the half-forgotten Cait, hits him just right, and in a moment her voice slices through “the dense terrine of feeling in Julian — regret, hope, sorrow, faltering ambition.” He decides to check her out again at a local gig and leaves behind, idly sketched on the back of some bar coasters, a pictorial critique illustrating how she might tweak her persona toward pop greatness. The bartender passes the coasters along to Cait and she in turn becomes intrigued by her elusive admirer.
A very peculiar courtship follows, conducted entirely via e-mail, Internet bulletin boards and chats, voice mail, cellphone photos, a call made to a telethon, notes left in strategic spots, and even that object of a million crackpot fan obsessions, secret messages implanted in Cait’s lyrics. The two never meet, although Julian spends some time poking around in Cait’s apartment, which would be creepy if she hadn’t suggested it to him and left a key under the mat. Milling around the edges of the story are assorted supporting characters — Cait’s guitarist, whose hopeless love for her fuels their creative partnership; a washed-up rock star (now become “the creature his youth required him to detest”) who texts “sightings” of himself to a fan-tracking Web site; Julian’s Aspergers’-afflicted brother, who disgraced himself on “Jeopardy”; a police detective with a crude but astute grasp of human nature; and finally Rachel, Julian’s ex-wife, disheartened in her attempts to make him comprehend the tragedy that torpedoed their marriage.
The novel unfolds in prose lush with metaphor and neologistic observation: An MRI machine is a “heavenly white training coffin,” Julian’s fantasies of Cait leave a “too-sweet, tobaccoish residue” in his psyche, a production assistant is taxied “home to her screenwriting software,” blogs are “the thrice-daily essays of the housebound furious and the cubicled despairing,” a character sits on a bench at the gym with “a UU of sweat spreading under him.” On occasion, Phillips’ Nabokovian flourishes can be a bit too rich for the blood, but this tendency never condenses into an outright flaw. A somewhat bigger problem is Cait; too impossibly knowing and unremittingly sarcastic for any 22-year-old girl, she is so much a figment, she would have been more persuasive if seen only from without.
Nevertheless, the core of the book, Julian’s own situation — his need to reconcile himself to the fact that life lacks the ecstatic resolutions found in music — is all too believable. Rachel accuses him of being “removed” from experience; reality falls short of his ridiculous standards over and over again. Julian knows how stupid this is: At one point he muses that, “a man who foolishly stammers with indecision when a real woman says, ‘It’s now or never,’ will nod decisively and repeat ‘It’s now, it’s now,’ when a strange woman sings it with her eyes closed.” Meaning and certainty are what he wants, the validation of that surge of pure, perfect emotion that floods through you when your favorite song suddenly starts streaming through your ear buds. He believes this could cure him — of being himself, perhaps, of being human, temporary, subject to loss. Like a lot of people, he takes decades to understand the smartest thing told to him by his own damaged father (who fell in love with Julian’s mother at a Billie Holiday concert): “There’s always something after happily ever after.”
Laura Miller is a senior writer for Salon. She is the author of "The Magician's Book: A Skeptic's Adventures in Narnia" and has a Web site, magiciansbook.com. More Laura Miller.
50 shades of Shutterstock
Slide show: Everyone's favorite light-bondage bestseller illustrated by inexplicable stock photography SLIDE SHOW
This week, for roughly the millionth time, E.L. James’ romance-bondage trilogy “50 Shades” nabs the No. 1, 2 and 3 spots on the New York Times bestseller lists. We don’t get it either. Every page of that book, which famously began as “Twilight” fan fiction, elicits a sigh of confusion and weird secondary embarrassment. The question is: Who would read this? (The answer is: Apparently everyone.) It’s the same baffled, helpless feeling we get when we sort through stock photos on a daily basis. Stock photos – which have been the subject of recent outstanding Internet satire – are used by this site, and many others, to illustrate our flood of content. Many are plain and simple, but a good portion are flat-out mind-blowing. Why did anyone think that photo was a good idea? It only made sense to join these forces. And so, we present to you passages from the most head-scratching bestseller of our time, illustrated with the assistance of inexplicable stock photography.
Megaphone by Natalie Bakopoulos
Miracles happen, even in an Athens crippled by a garbage strike, to a young mother unsure of her ability to love
(Credit: iStockphoto/caracterdesign) It’s the third week of the garbage strike and Athens has begun to smell. Bright-colored trash bags fill the curbs and alleyways, and we have learned to step over the rubbish and avoid the blocks that had become unnavigable. We know which stretches are particularly foul — a stretch along Mavili Square, or the entire top end of Monastiraki. Odos Athinas is a sea of trash, and Omonia is ghastly but we don’t go there anyway. May has gone from unseasonably cool to raging hot, and the garbage seems to be melting. In front of the museum it’s like yet another installation project. When I arrive each morning I want to wretch.
Continue Reading CloseNatalie Bakopoulos's first novel, "The Green Shore," will be published by Simon & Schuster in June 2012. Her work has appeared in Tin House, Ninth Letter, Granta Online, and The O. Henry Prize Stories 2010, and she is a contributing editor for the online journal Fiction Writers Review. More Natalie Bakopoulos.
Almost by Chris Pavone
She never thought of herself as ambitious, until motherhood and career collided in one horrifying hospital ride
(Credit: iStockphoto/caracterdesign) It’s just before dawn when Isabel puts the final page down on the fat stack of paper that sits on the rumpled bedspread, next to an overflowing crystal ashtray and a crumpled soft-pack of cigarettes. She’d tried Wellbutrin and Xanax; she’d used patches and gum. In the end, the only thing that made her quit smoking was being pregnant.
But then, after everything, she couldn’t help but start up again. At first it was just a single cigarette per day, or two. Then it became a few, and within months she was back to full-throttle. Over the past couple of years, she’s tried to quit a few times, but not seriously. She anticipates — she accepts — failure. Because she doesn’t want to quit, not really. She wants instead to try, and fail.
Continue Reading CloseMemorial Day fiction: Are we there yet?
Salon exclusive: At the start of the summer fiction season, new stories from Chris Pavone and Natalie Bakopoulos
(Credit: iStockphoto/caracterdesign) “Are we there yet?”
It’s a dreaded sentence. When it’s spoken by an anxious child from the back seat, it’s enough to make stressed-out parents wish they’d never taken a family vacation in the first place. And even if it’s delivered as a sing-songy punch line, from an impatient partner or spouse on a long road trip, it’s an irritating eye-roller of a joke.
So this Memorial Day weekend — the unofficial start of the summer vacation season, and therefore the summer fiction season — we asked two novelists to reclaim the sentence in a new and adult context. For our latest fiction project, there was only one simple rule: Each story had to include the line “Are we there yet?” in a fresh and surprising way.
Continue Reading CloseDavid Daley is the senior culture editor of Salon. More David Daley.
“Frankenstein” remixed
This masterful new adaptation of Mary Shelley's classic novel may be the best interactive fiction yet
Whatever interactive fiction is (and we’re still figuring that out) it suffers from all the problems of traditional fiction and then some. The vast majority of novels and short stories aren’t much good, but when a branching fiction — along the lines of the old “Choose Your Own Adventure” children’s books — fails to engage, the first impulse is to blame the form rather than the content. Let “Frankenstein,” just released by Inkle Studios and Profile Books, serve as a reproach to that reflex. The app is a creative, subtle and sensitive adaptation of Mary Shelley’s classic novella, and it has singlehandedly renewed this critic’s hopes for interactive fiction.
Laura Miller is a senior writer for Salon. She is the author of "The Magician's Book: A Skeptic's Adventures in Narnia" and has a Web site, magiciansbook.com. More Laura Miller.
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