2014's fast food atrocities
Burger King's black cheeseburger: Made with squid ink and bamboo charcoal, arguably a symbol of meat's destructive effect on the planet. Only available in Japan.
James W. Von Brunn, the man who allegedly charged into the United States Holocaust Memorial Museum and opened fire on Wednesday, was a brooding anti-Semite. If the title of his 2002 book, “Kill the Best Gentiles,” isn’t evidence enough, the table of contents is a roadmap of delusion. Chapters include “The Conspiracy,” “Khazars Invent Judaism,” “The Illuminati,” “Money,” “Spirochetes of Jew Syphilis,” “The ‘Holocaust’ Hoax,” “Mendelism,” “The Negro,” “The Aryan Force,” “Parasitism USA,” “Pathology and Synthesis,” “Summing Up.” The book is available for download through this anti-Semitic Web site and published by Holy Western Empire (HWE) LLC.
Here is the text of the preface:
The purpose of this book is to present to WHITE YOUTH factual information conventionally suppressed or distorted by the mass media, and denied them by schools and universities — which are forced to promulgate the Marxist line or lose their government subsidies. Appearing throughout the text are quotes from world authorities whose credentials appear in the bibliography. Upon reading TOB SHEBBE GOYIM HAROG! (KILL THE BEST GENTILES!) you will understand that “despite loud protests of denia” an age old CONSPIRACY does exist to destroy Western Civilization. At this moment we are engaged in a deadly war with the HISTORIC ENEMY to determine whether or not our Nation will endure. We are losing that war because an Iron Curtain of censorship has descended over the landscape abrogating the First Amendment to the Constitution of the United States. Without Freedom of Speech our system of government cannot function. The hour is late. You and your family are in grave danger. We will present the FACTS then discuss what actions must be taken.
The title page of the book and selections from the chapter entitled the “The ‘Holocaust’ Hoax” follow.
Domino's Specialty Chicken: It's like regular pizza, except instead of a crust, there's fried chicken. The company's marketing officer calls it "one of the most creative, innovative menu items we have ever had” -- brain power put to good use.
KFC'S ZINGER DOUBLE DOWN KING: A sandwich made by adding a burger patty to the infamous chicken-instead-of-buns creation can only be described using all caps. NO BUN ALL MEAT. Only available in South Korea.
Taco Bell's Waffle Taco: It took two years for Taco Bell to develop this waffle folded in the shape of a taco, the stand-out star of its new breakfast menu.
Krispy Kreme Triple Cheeseburger: Only attendees at the San Diego County Fair were given the opportunity to taste the official version of this donut-hamburger-heart attack combo. The rest of America has reasonable odds of not dropping dead tomorrow.
Taco Bell's Quesarito: A burrito wrapped in a quesadilla inside an enigma. Quarantined to one store in Oklahoma City.