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Monday, Jun 22, 2009 10:22 AM UTC2009-06-22T10:22:00Zl, M j, Y g:i A T

Why are conservatives such hypocrites about sex?

Our undercover Wingnut explains why John Ensign, David Vitter and Newt Gingrich still have political careers

Ask a Wingnut

Ask a Wingnut

Dear Wingnut,

I’m perplexed. Should David Vitter and John Ensign resign from the Senate or just retire at the end of their respective terms (like Larry Craig)? Should the thrice-married Newt Gingrich really be running for president? I thought the GOP was the party of social conservatism. How come your side can’t walk it like you talk it?

Yours truly,

Rachel

Hello again. Last week’s column certainly initiated a robust debate and I appreciate the many thoughtful comments that were posted to the Web site. This week’s question is, I’m sure, almost sure to do likewise.

If I may paraphrase the question, Rachel wants me to explain why conservatives who talk about the importance of traditional values often fail to live up to those values in their personal lives and why other conservatives are often willing to turn a blind eye to those indiscretions.

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Monday, Jun 29, 2009 10:20 AM UTC2009-06-29T10:20:00Zl, M j, Y g:i A T

Dear Wingnut, are we really a center-right nation?

Our undercover conservative insists America remains moderate to conservative, no matter what happened last November

Dear Wingnut, are we really a center-right nation?

Dear Wingnut,

I got such a kick out of this line from your June 22 column: “The United States remains a center-right country composed of people who believe in center-right values, like family, hard work and honesty.”

I keep hearing this “center-right majority” phrase thrown about, but I had no idea that “family, hard work and honesty” were considered “center-right” values. I’m an Obama-votin’, ACLU-card-totin’, gay-marriage-promotin’ hippy-dippy liberal, but I’m also a faithful husband and loving father whose life could objectively be described as moral and productive. Are people like me being included in your reckoning of “center-right” America because of our “family values”? That would be rather like being posthumously baptized into the LDS Church; just because you want your group to look bigger doesn’t make it true.

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Monday, Jun 15, 2009 10:03 AM UTC2009-06-15T10:03:00Zl, M j, Y g:i A T

Wingnut, why are angry white guys shooting people?

Our conservative denies that the Holocaust Museum shooting and other violent acts are related to Obama's election.

Wingnut

Wingnut

Dear Wingnut,

It seems like a lot of white guys have gone nuts with their guns since Barack Obama became president. Is there any connection between his election and the shooting of George Tiller, the Pittsburgh shooting and the Holocaust Museum attack? Or do you think the DHS report is “crap” too?

Hello again. This week the editors have asked me to explain if conservatives think there is a connection between Barack Obama’s election and the recent murders of Kansas abortion Dr. George Tiller, three Pittsburgh policemen, and Wednesday’s shooting at the U.S. Holocaust Memorial Museum and if these acts of violence have caused them to reassess the Department of Homeland Security’s recent report on right-wing extremism.

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Monday, Jun 8, 2009 10:05 AM UTC2009-06-08T10:05:00Zl, M j, Y g:i A T

Dear Wingnut, what REALLY bothers you about Sotomayor?

Our undercover conservative explains the right's real reasons for opposing Obama's Supreme Court nominee.

Dear Wingnut, what REALLY bothers you about Sotomayor?

Dear Wingnut,

Why are you guys REALLY against Sonia Sotomayor? It can’t be for the reasons you claim. Is it simply because Obama nominated her? Is it because that’s what opposition parties do? Is it just to get the base stirred up? On a practical level, I don’t understand this decision. Republicans need nonwhite voters to win again. Sotomayor would be the first Latino justice on the Supreme Court. Aren’t you worried about committing demographic suicide? What’s the secret?

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Tuesday, Jun 2, 2009 12:29 AM UTC2009-06-02T00:29:00Zl, M j, Y g:i A T

Dear Wingnut, Ronald Reagan’s dead. Time to move on!

When will the Right be over Reagan? Our undercover conservative says don't hold your breath

Dear Wingnut, Ronald Reagan's dead. Time to move on!

Dear Wingnut,

Ronald Reagan left office 20 years ago and died five years ago. When are you conservatives finally going to move on?

Hello again. It’s good to be back with you.

Let me thank you for the many responses to the last column. Some of them were, in my judgment, well-reasoned, competent criticisms of conservative concerns about government-controlled medicine and I was happy to read them.

This week I’m being asked to estimate when conservatives will be ready to leave Ronald Reagan behind and “move on.”

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Monday, May 18, 2009 10:33 AM UTC2009-05-18T10:33:00Zl, M j, Y g:i A T

The Wingnut explains why socialized healthcare sucks

Our undercover conservative answers a tough question: If socialized medicine is so awful, how come no country that's adopted nationalized healthcare has ever gotten rid of it?

The Wingnut explains why socialized healthcare sucks

Dear Wingnut,

The U.S. is unique among industrialized Western nations in the degree of its reliance on “free market” mechanisms to provide healthcare. Nations such as my own, Canada, have “socialized” systems that have been in place for a very long time.

The consumers of these socialized services have failed — universally, so far as I know — to express buyers’ remorse at the ballot box. No party in Canada or elsewhere has moved to overturn their systems in favor of something like you have in the U.S.

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