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Thursday, Jul 16, 2009 10:19 AM UTC2009-07-16T10:19:00Zl, M j, Y g:i A T

Who you calling a “midget”?

Little people take a stand against the offensive word -- and a world that thinks it's OK to mock them

Matt and Amy Roloff with their children Molly and Jeremy (back row), Zack and Jacob (front row), and Peter Dinklage in "The Station Agent"

Matt and Amy Roloff with their children Molly and Jeremy (back row), Zack and Jacob (front row), and Peter Dinklage in "The Station Agent"

Jimmy and Darlene Korpai of Crawford, N.Y., will always remember the night they fired Donald Trump’s “Celebrity Apprentice.” 

It was this past April, and the contestants’ task was to create a viral video promoting All detergent.

“I got a bad feeling as soon as I heard them say ‘small and mighty,’” says Jimmy, referring to All’s line of highly concentrated soaps.

His instincts were dead on. “What about if we use little people and let them wash themselves in All detergent in the bathtub … and you hang them out to dry?” suggested superstar running back Herschel Walker. Joan Rivers: “We can hang them out on my terrace.”

The resulting video, starring motorcycle maven Jesse James and titled “Jesse James Gets Dirty With Midgets,” features three very short actors clad in All-bottle blue, whose yelling and hose-squirting and zippy fast-motion action (including an unexplained mallet to James’ gut) leave his T-shirt sparkling clean.

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Award-winning journalist Lynn Harris is author of the comic novel "Death by Chick Lit" and co-creator of BreakupGirl.net. She also writes for the New York Times, Glamour, and many others.  More Lynn Harris

Thursday, Dec 15, 2011 1:00 AM UTC2011-12-15T01:00:00Zl, M j, Y g:i A T

The loud American I swore I’d never be

When I moved from Canada people mocked me for my "aboots." I promised I wouldn't change. I was wrong

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If you met me after I moved to America, you would likely notice a few things. I’m tall. I wear a lot of flannel. I have questionable taste in shoes. And I sound absolutely adorable. I know this because I have been told it over and over since I moved from Canada five years ago. “You sound adorable,” said a neighbor in my East Village walk-up during my first week in New York. “Adorable,” said a classmate at grad school orientation, right before he told me that Canadians all seemed dreadfully boring.

I had no idea I even had an accent, let alone that I sounded adorable, before I moved here. But in learning about the way I spoke, I ended up learning a lot about my adopted country — and about myself.

For most Americans, it’s almost impossible to tell a Canadian accent from a Midwestern one. And to be fair, the differences are pretty subtle. We pronounce some of our vowels like the British (something linguists call “Canadian shift”), and raise our diphthongs before voiceless consonants (called “Canadian raising”). But most people identify us by our different ways of pronouncing “au” sounds — which, to some people, sounds like “oot” and “aboot” — and our tendency to say things like “eh” and “heh” at the end of tentatively declarative sentences.

To make it more confusing, most Canadian celebrities seem to lose their accents as soon as they become even mildly famous. You’d never think that Rachel McAdams or Jim Carrey both hail from Ontario by listening to them. The Canadian of the moment, Ryan Gosling, has famously shifted from a Cornwall, Ontario. accent to a butch Brooklyn truck driver accent over the course of his career. There are even companies that specialize in teaching Canadian actors to start talking like Americans.

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Thursday, Aug 18, 2011 9:28 PM UTC2011-08-18T21:28:00Zl, M j, Y g:i A T

Concise Oxford Dictionary adds “sexting,” “woot”

"Current English" lexicon welcomes words that range from "cyberbullying" to "jeggings"

Concise Oxford Dictionary adds

In 1911, Henry and Frank Fowler published “a completely different kind of dictionary, one that sought primarily to cover the language of its own time” — the first Concise Oxford Dictionary. This year, the 12th edition of the popular lexicon hits shelves, complete with several hundred new entries.

The “Concise” differs from its behemoth cousin, the OED, in philosophy as well as size. As the following promotional video explains, the shorter work aims to provide an accessible guide to “current English” — the language as it is actually used day-to-day — rather than a survey of its words’ historical meaning. (Where size is concerned, it’s worth noting that the new COD boasts just over 240,000 words and phrases, compared to the 20-volume OED‘s 600,000.)

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Friday, Sep 10, 2010 8:12 PM UTC2010-09-10T20:12:00Zl, M j, Y g:i A T

Abusing the word “rape”

The use of it as a punchline and lazy shorthand for awful experiences is a reminder that language matters

Abusing the word "rape"

Just yesterday, I wrote critically about the push to use the term “birth rape” to describe abusive experiences during labor. Today, the U.K. Guardian kicked off a related debate with an excellent piece about “the rise of rape talk.”

Kira Cochrane writes that “the use of the word ‘rape’ to describe all kinds of bad experience — from getting beaten up in a boxing match, to having your hairdo completely ruined — has recently become usual, average, shruggable.” She compares this linguistic shift to how “the word ‘gay’ has been twisted by pop culture, used to refer to someone or something a bit uncool” — rape is “now regularly used where ‘nightmare’ or an apt expletive would previously have been in order.” She gives some familiar examples: “Twilight’s” Kristen Stewart comparing being hounded by paps to being raped, that controversial scene in “Observe and Report” and the usual vitriol from Glenn Beck and Rush Limbaugh. Cochrane also gives a more startling personal example:

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Wednesday, Aug 4, 2010 8:05 PM UTC2010-08-04T20:05:00Zl, M j, Y g:i A T

The ridiculous “$#*! My Dad Says” controversy

The title of CBS's new fall TV show is drawing complaints, but hiding that swear word isn't going to protect kids

The ridiculous

CBS officially refers to it in print as “$#*! My Dad Says.” In promos, it’s “Bleep My Dad Says” — not “[bleep sound] My Dad Says,” but “Bleep My Dad Says.” And its identifying image, of William Shatner with tape over his mouth, makes it clear this sitcom is well aware of that which cannot be said. It’s shit. As in, the Twitter phenomenon Shit My Dad Says, the thing that turned into the best-selling book “Sh*t My Dad Says,” now watered down even further into a series of nonsensical characters to become a prime-time sitcom on the Tiffany network.

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Tuesday, Jul 13, 2010 8:45 PM UTC2010-07-13T20:45:00Zl, M j, Y g:i A T

Court makes a $#%!ing cool ruling on free speech

The 2nd Circuit in Manhattan strikes down the FCC's ludicrously vague indecency policy

Hot damn:

A federal appeals court has tossed out a government policy that can lead to broadcasters being fined for allowing even a single curse word on live television.

The 2nd U.S. Circuit Court of Appeals in Manhattan on Tuesday found the policy to be unconstitutional. It says the policy violates the First Amendment.

That’s via the AP. You can also read the full opinion in Fox Television Stations, Inc. v. FCC at the Circuit Court’s decisions page.

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