20 fascinating self-portraits

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20 fascinating self-portraits

When I met the author Jonathan Ames in his office at Indiana University in late 2000, the only objects on his desk were a telephone and a stack of portrait doodles — some of them self-portraits. Ames had just begun his year in Bloomington as a visiting professor, and I’d dropped by to introduce myself and to ask if he’d contribute a story to my dorm-funded student literary magazine.

I never got around to asking for a story. Instead, after we’d talked awhile — Ames was very generous with his time — I asked about the doodles. Did he think of himself an artist? Not really. He compared the doodles to boogers. It can be fun to extract and admire a good one, he said (I paraphrase), before discarding it. When I asked if he’d let me publish some of them, he gamely handed me the whole stack, and we printed them all. It was fun.

A couple of years ago, when I chanced upon a copy of Burt Britton’s “Self-portrait” — a priceless book of doodles that Britton, a former bookseller, had solicited in the early 1970s from Norman Mailer, Jorge Luis Borges, Margaret Atwood, John Updike and more than 500 other writers — I fondly recalled Ames’ booger doodles, and asked him to help me kick off a contemporary collection of self-portraits by talented creative people who may not be known for their drawing skills. Once again, Ames was game. Following are 20 self-portraits from a book we’re putting together at McSweeney’s.

– Brian McMullen

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