2014's fast food atrocities
Burger King's black cheeseburger: Made with squid ink and bamboo charcoal, arguably a symbol of meat's destructive effect on the planet. Only available in Japan.
Considering how quickly celeb-watchers and gossip-mongers jump on every word that comes out of Megan Fox’s mouth (whether it’s slamming her director or talking about her bisexuality) it’s a stunner that she managed to marry her longtime boyfriend Brian Austin Green without anyone catching on for, like, 4 days. The couple just announced their re-engagement earlier this month, promptly lost the ring on the beach, and it looks like they just decided to pull the trigger while on vacation in Hawaii, screw the planning and prepping and stress. Some would say Green was finally locking that s*#t down.
Access Hollywood got the official confirmation from Megan’s representative after TMZ broke the news. If you’re trying to find the long and sordid tale of the Fox/Green love affair, MTV can help you out. Pictures of the happy couple on their honeymoon (with wedding bands artfully circled, we think) can be had at Star. If you’re still unfamiliar with Mr. Brian Austin Green’s oeuvre, please take in the wonder that is “90210′s” David Silver:
Domino's Specialty Chicken: It's like regular pizza, except instead of a crust, there's fried chicken. The company's marketing officer calls it "one of the most creative, innovative menu items we have ever had” -- brain power put to good use.
KFC'S ZINGER DOUBLE DOWN KING: A sandwich made by adding a burger patty to the infamous chicken-instead-of-buns creation can only be described using all caps. NO BUN ALL MEAT. Only available in South Korea.
Taco Bell's Waffle Taco: It took two years for Taco Bell to develop this waffle folded in the shape of a taco, the stand-out star of its new breakfast menu.
Krispy Kreme Triple Cheeseburger: Only attendees at the San Diego County Fair were given the opportunity to taste the official version of this donut-hamburger-heart attack combo. The rest of America has reasonable odds of not dropping dead tomorrow.
Taco Bell's Quesarito: A burrito wrapped in a quesadilla inside an enigma. Quarantined to one store in Oklahoma City.