James O'Keefe
James O’Keefe defends “sex boat” prank by saying it wouldn’t have been that gross
The conservative activist says he only would've "seduced" CNN's Abbie Boudreau if she really wanted him to
James O'Keefe Conservative provocateur James O’Keefe hasn’t done much worth crowing about since he took down ACORN with misleadingly edited secret videotapes. He was feted as a right-wing celebrity. He got arrested for trying to sneak into a senator’s office under false pretenses. And then he had his attempted prank of a CNN reporter backfire when the reporter backed out after discovering that he planned to lure her onto a boat and “seduce” her. O’Keefe has responded, finally, to this last embarrassment. Unsurprisingly, he has no regrets, and the liberal media is the real guilty party.
O’Keefe’s defense — posted, of course, on Andrew Breitbart’s “Big Government” — rests on us believing that the prank-outlining document obtained by CNN was a draft that O’Keefe did not plan on actually following. He says ideas for stunts are sent to him all the time (like a fancy Hollywood producer!) and sometimes he approves of the idea behind a prank without endorsing everything about it.
As you can imagine in our line of work, we get lots of leads, ideas, schemes and “punked” style plans sent to us all the time. If you were to roam through my personal emails there are many outrageous plans, some parts of which I may approve of in principal with an “I like it” in an email thread. But I may well object to a host of things about the plan, though I like the objective.
When the CNN idea was pitched to me, I’ll admit that I liked the basic absurdity of meeting Abbie Boudreau on a boat and the idea of counter-seduction satire executed in a tame, humorous, non-threatening manner. After all, as all liberal reporters do, she was trying to “seduce” (a metaphor) me so she could get more for her story. It would be fun, I thought, to turn the tables in jest. However, I was repulsed by the over-the-top language and symbolism that was suggested in the memo that was sent to me, and never considered that for a moment.
The gross document in question wasn’t submitted by a fan. It was drafted by Ben Wetmore, with whom O’Keefe has worked for years. O’Keefe has called Wetmore his mentor. O’Keefe and his attempted phone-tampering buddies crashed at Wetmore’s Louisiana house the month of the Landrieu office incident.
The rest of O’Keefe’s defense lies in still not understanding why unwanted “seduction,” on a boat, under false pretenses, while being secretly filmed, might not just be considered harmless fun.
In my version, the reporter was never going to be placed in a threatening situation. She would have had to consent before being filmed and she was not going to be faux “seduced” unless she wanted to be. If a CNN reporter would be willing to engage in such a folly, it might even be more newsworthy than Rick Sanchez’s firing. (CNN also has Elliot Spitzer on payroll. He’s done more outrageous things than anything I’ve ever gotten in my in-box).
The sexually explicit document CNN is now “reporting” on was never going to be implemented as written. She saw how I was dressed that day, with my usual blazer and collared shirt. In the document she reported as being “authentic,” I was supposed to have been dressed with my chest exposed, slicked backed hair, with gold chains. That ought to have been a red flag the document was not a reflection of my true intentions. Ms. Boudreau was never going to be put in the bizarre situations outlined in the document CNN reported. There were no mirrors, sex tapes, blindfolds, fuzzy handcuffs, posters of naked women, or music. Sorry, you were not going to see my face saying the words “Bubble Headed Beach Blonde who comes on at 5” into a video camera. Those are Don Henley lyrics – and we know, thanks to Chuck DeVore, how much Henley loathes parody.
Not seduced unless she wanted to be! I mean, his “prank” as described here makes even less sense as a “political” act than the plan Wetmore wrote. He was going to lure her onto a regular boat with nothing outrageous or unusual about it, dressed conservatively, get her consent to film her, and then only “pretend” to “seduce” her if he somehow determined that she would be into that?
O’Keefe accomplice Izzy Santa seemed to think — on the day of the planned punking — that O’Keefe’s boat was full of strawberries and champagne, and that the plan was to creep Boudreau out. There’s no point to getting her on the boat and filming her if you’re not going to be gross. Even if O’Keefe found elements of Wetmore’s idiotic script objectionable, the idea behind it remains the same.
(As for O’Keefe’s dress: Even if he was in his usual uniform of blazer and collared shirt that day, history suggests that footage of O’Keefe in the “funnier” get-up — perhaps surrounded by “funnier” decor on the “sex boat” — would have ended up in the completed video.)
The rest of O’Keefe’s post can be summarized thusly: ACORN liberal bias Planned Parenthood ACORN Charlie Rangel ACORN.
Alex Pareene writes about politics for Salon and is the author of "The Rude Guide to Mitt." Email him at apareene@salon.com and follow him on Twitter @pareene More Alex Pareene.
James O’Keefe violates election law to prove liberals violate election law
Notorious hidden camera clown commits voter fraud in New Hampshire
James O'Keefe (Credit: AP/Bill Haber) James O’Keefe (remember him? weird guy who’s always filming himself doing unethical and occasionally illegal things in order to somehow prove that liberals do unethical and illegal things?) has broken the law again, in his never-ending quest to prove that liberals have no respect for the rule of law. The conservative filmmaker and master of disguise attempted to commit voter fraud in the New Hampshire primaries.
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Thanks to you!
The people we're most grateful to have around this year
Clockwise from upper left: Elizabeth Warren, Wael Ghonim, Diane Ravitch and Ray Lewis Admittedly, I spend a lot of time grousing and naysaying. Today, though, we put that negativity briefly aside, as we celebrate a day of thoughtful reflection, and a night without a GOP presidential debate. I thought it appropriate, on the occasion of Thanksgiving, to thank some of the people who’ve worked to make the country and the world a better place over the least 12 months.
Thanks to Wall Street Occupier Jesse LaGreca, who didn’t only show up the Fox reporter sent to embarrass occupiers, but also managed to get the OWS message across on a Sunday political chat show, which is essentially unheard of. So thanks to you, for bringing up economic justice to the ancient panel of crusty establishmentarians on “Meet on Press.”
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Personhood pastor: Amendment would ban the pill
As a right-wing sting on Planned Parenthood fails, a supporter admits the extreme initiative targets birth control
(Credit: Reuters) Her antiabortion compatriots call Lila Rose — a friend and disciple of James O’Keefe — the crusading Upton Sinclair of her generation. But her
Planned Parenthood, Rose’s bête-noire, is involved in the official coalition to defeat Initiative 26, which would amend Mississippi’s constitution to grant full “personhood” to fertilized eggs. Mississippi being Mississippi, the official anti-26 campaign has focused on what it calls the amendment’s “unintended consequences” beyond banning abortion: criminalizing miscarriages deemed suspicious, severely limiting in-vitro fertilization and banning many popular forms of birth control.
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James O’Keefe’s boring Occupy Wall Street exposé
The conservative prankster's latest effort is something less than incendiary VIDEO
Puckish conservative prankster James O’Keefe may have ditched his pimp outfit for a suit and tie, but he’s still out there, searching for the truth. We wrote on Monday how the (ethically challenged)
Did James O’Keefe violate his probation at OWS?
The conservative prankster showed up at the Wall St. protests today -- but he might not have gotten permission
James O'Keefe at the Wall St. protests on Monday. (Credit: Stephanie Keith) Conservative activist James O’Keefe caused a commotion in the blogosphere this afternoon when reports began to circulate that he had made a surprise appearance at the Occupy Wall Street protests. Photo and video evidence soon followed. Only one problem: He might not have had permission.
O’Keefe, who has nabbed headlines with high-profile video stings against NPR, ACORN and other left-leaning targets, was arrested in 2010 for attempting to tamper with phones in the New Orleans office of Democratic Sen. Mary Landrieu. Three years of probation were a condition of his sentence. Since then, every trip the activist takes outside of New Jersey (where he resides with his parents) has had to be cleared by a judge.
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