Harry Potter
Harry Potter: How it couldn’t have ended
Journalist Greg Palast claims J.K. Rowling had a surprising idea for her series' conclusion. We don't buy it
In this film publicity image released by Warner Bros. Pictures, from left, Emma Watson, Rupert Grint and Daniel Radcliffe are shown in a scene from "Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part 2." (AP Photo/Warner Bros. Pictures, Jaap Buitendijk)(Credit: AP) According to Greg Palast — an American journalist who says he and J.K. Rowling became “buds” when they “shared the bestseller list” in England “years ago” — J.K. Rowling considered ending the Harry Potter series in what one could reasonably term a highly unlikely fashion. New York magazine was quick to pick up on Palast’s relevant blog post yesterday.
At gregpalast.com, Rowling’s “bud” writes:
Jo knows that I found the conclusion of her series a sorry let-down, a second-rate “Show Down at the OK Corral” for Wizards. In my opinion (and she does not at all agree), Jo was too distracted by a concern for how the ending would play on film. I bugged her about it until she told me the “other” endings. … No, Jo wouldn’t show me typed copies, but she told me a couple of “I could have done this” endings. One of them knocked me over, and I have to share it.
Share it he does (with, unsurprisingly, a couple of caveats, e.g.: “If you want to say that I didn’t get her voice and story details exactly, keep in mind that I’m working from mental notes”).
Excuses aside, there are more than a couple of problems with the narrative Palast presents. In this version, Voldemort doesn’t die; instead, he reverts to childhood, and is joined by ghost-versions of his mother and father who “put their reassuring arms around their son to protect him” from a curse that could obliterate his soul. Instead of being destroyed, all three are then “forever entombed” in a statue that Harry — when, later, he becomes Hogwarts headmaster — keeps on the Hogwarts grounds.
Here’s one fundamental discordance: It’s unlikely that Voldemort’s parents would try to protect him the way they do here (or at least, I don’t think both of them would). First of all, Merope Gaunt and Tom Riddle — the ill-fated couple whose offspring would eventually terrorize the wizarding world — didn’t even have a good relationship themselves; they came together, or so Dumbledore hypothesizes to Harry in Book 6, because of magic performed by Voldemort’s mother (who was, incidentally, far from a “beautiful maid”), and separated when the enchantment wore off.
Second, Voldemort killed his father. To suggest that these two tortured souls would return together to save their son seems slightly ridiculous; to paint a picture of Voldemort as “a little child again with his mother and father at his side” is even more ridiculous, given that Tom Riddle (Jr.) grew up in an orphanage.
Another major problem: In Palast’s version of the “epilogue,” it emerges that “every wizard excepting Harry and the shade of Albus [Dumbledore] were cleansed of all memory of the Dark Lord.” Surely that’s the last thing that would have happened in an alternative ending penned by Rowling herself. Wouldn’t Harry want his contemporaries and their children to remember the past, so as not to become complacent in the tranquility of the present?
These aren’t the only curiosities in Palast’s narratives, as Potter fans can see for themselves here. I don’t know whether Greg Palast ever really spoke with J.K. Rowling on this subject, but I have to imagine — or at least hope — that if he did, she didn’t tell him this.
Emma Mustich is a Salon contributor. Follow her on Twitter: @emustich. More Emma Mustich.
Majoring in Potterology
Are books like J.K. Rowling's popular series and Stephenie Meyer's "Twilight" fit subjects for serious scholarship?
(Credit: Shutterstock/Salon) Last week in Scotland, 60 scholars gathered over two days for the U.K.’s first scholarly conference on the Harry Potter series. The Guardian newspaper quoted John Mullan, a professor of English at University College London, questioning the wisdom of organizing such an event. Concluding that the host college, the University of St. Andrews, was primarily after “publicity,” Mullan suggested the attendees would be better off forgetting kids’ books and cultivating their gravitas. “They should be reading Milton and ‘Tristram Shandy,’” he told the Guardian. “That’s what they’re paid to do.”
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Laura Miller is a senior writer for Salon. She is the author of "The Magician's Book: A Skeptic's Adventures in Narnia" and has a Web site, magiciansbook.com. More Laura Miller.
“Captain America” corners the box office
Has the superhero won the summer by pushing "Harry Potter" from the top spot?
A scene from "Captain America: The First Avenger." If early estimates are to be believed (at Deadline, Nikki Finke had her doubts on Sunday), it looks like “Captain America: The First Avenger” has flown higher and faster than its summertime superhero rivals, “Green Lantern,” “X-Men: First Class” and “Thor.”
According to Box Office Mojo:
Continue Reading CloseCaptain America made an estimated $65.8 million on approximately 7,100 screens at 3,715 locations, edging out fellow Avenger Thor’s $65.7 million as well as Green Lantern’s $53.2 million and X-Men: First Class’s $55.1 million to top the summer’s superhero launches.
Emma Mustich is a Salon contributor. Follow her on Twitter: @emustich. More Emma Mustich.
Wizards or Jedis?
Salon's TV critic and his ninth-grader discuss the cross-generational magic of Harry Potter and Luke Skywalker
My daughter Hannah is a ninth-grader, and my favorite person to see movies with. Sometimes we’ll see a film and then instant message each other about it later, or tape ourselves talking and do a transcript, then publish the result at my friend Ed Copeland’s blog, Edward Copeland on Film. This conversation is on the final Harry Potter film, “Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows, Part 2.” I was really looking forward to seeing this movie with Hannah, not just because it’s the final installment in a franchise that’s been around nearly as long as she has, but also because Hannah has read all the books and I’ve read exactly none, which makes her an ideal explainer.
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The final Potter film takes $168.5 million in U.S. ticket sales on its opening weekend, smashing several records
The final Harry Potter film has broken the box office record for most successful opening weekend in history — besting the previous record-holder, 2008′s “The Dark Knight,” by about $10 million.
“Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part 2″ took an estimated $168.5 million in domestic ticket sales between Friday and Sunday; “The Dark Knight” took only $158.4 million on its first weekend (although Deadline reminds us to consider that HP 7.2, unlike “The Dark Knight,” was available in 3D — and thus some tickets were more expensive).
Continue Reading CloseEmma Mustich is a Salon contributor. Follow her on Twitter: @emustich. More Emma Mustich.
Five pop culture items we missed
Today's catch: A "Harry Potter" star terrified of women, Tiger Woods' ex-wife's rebound, and a Muppets tribute
Matthew Lewis and Emma Watson in "Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part 2" 1. Six degrees of marital separation: No, don’t worry. Kevin Bacon and Kyra Sedgwick are fine. But after participating in an ancestry tracing program, “The Closer” star found out she was linked a lot closer to her husband than she may have liked.
2. In memoriam of the day: Sky the kitty, whose 77-year-old owner Luciana Matalon took out a full-page ad in a national Italian paper after the death of her feline friend.
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