Orrin Hatch, R-Utah
Orrin Hatch’s guide to avoiding a Tea Party primary challenge
The senior senator from Utah didn't have room to move right, so he went mean
Orrin Hatch Orrin hatch used to be the symbol of how our American political system could, against the odds, still work for Americans. The rabidly conservative senator was proud to call the steadfastly liberal Sen. Ted Kennedy his personal friend. He is a symbol of how the Senate used to pride itself on civility trumping partisanship. No moderate he, Hatch was still able to see his political opponents as humans, and he could recognize where there was common ground to be sought. And that is why the Tea Parties hated him and wanted to primary him.
But Hatch got out of it! Somehow, against all odds, Rep. Jason Chaffetz decided not to run against Hatch in 2012, after going so far as to hold town halls outside his district to gauge support for a run.
Hatch’s poll numbers had begun to crawl up, though, and Chaffetz decided his sure-thing reelection was safer than battling an entrenched million-term senator.
Read Michelle Malkin’s reasons to vote against Hatch list. Most of it boils down to “he says nice things about Democrats.” That is bad and wrong, because Democrats are evil. So Hatch learned to abandon his entire life of being respectful and civil, as he was presumably brought up to be, in favor of lashing out angrily all the time and being “fiery.”
Use swears.
Orrin called the democratic healthcare reform plan “an awful piece of crap” and a dumb-ass program. Hatch is a 77-year-old Mormon, I don’t think he’s supposed to be talking like that?
Stop cooperating!
Being civil is what got Hatch into this mess in the first place, so while the healthcare negotiations dragged on, Hatch took to disingenuously bemoaning the absence of his good friend, the then-ailing Ted Kennedy, whose presence would’ve apparently magically made the bill more palatable. This allowed Hatch to have his cake of not cooperating while eating his cake of thinking of himself as something more respectable than a miserable old party functionary no longer allowed to stray from party dogma lest he lose the cushy position that has come to define his life since he’ll never make it onto the Supreme Court. So he joined the Senate GOP in making 60 votes the new standard for getting any business at all done, while pretending it had always been thus.
Suck up to the Tea Parties
They really love nothing more than to be flattered, the small angry minority of far-right Christian wingnuts who have declared themselves a grass-roots populist movement, and so Hatch pretends the people who screamed insults and threats at him last year are different from the wonderful Tea Partyers he has always supported.
“Rude” town hall attendees who had shouted at him last summer, he declared, “were not tea party people,” they were “other party people.”
Raise a shitload of money
And make it hard for your Tea people opponent to do the same. This seems to be what actually scared Chaffetz off, and it is obviously good advice for anyone running for anything.
So after you’ve finished spending the better part of a year completely discarding your entire carefully crafted public image as a gentleman legislator of the old school, make sure you have millions of dollars. Now you’re probably mostly safe from an insurgent candidate!
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Orrin Hatch’s tough love for losers
Is the rust belt listening? Utah's senior senator says "it doesn't make sense" to help workers displaced by trade
The abandoned and decaying Packard Motor Car Manufacturing plant, built in 1907 and designed by Albert Kahn, is seen near downtown Detroit, Michigan June 21, 2009. As communities from Buffalo to Milwaukee struggle with shuttered factories and vacant neighborhoods, some have turned abandoned properties into parks, gardens and other open space, even going so far as to plow under entire neighborhoods. In Flint, Michigan, the birthplace of General Motors, a pioneering program that allows local government to capture profits from tax foreclosures has generated funds to demolish over 1,000 abandoned homes in the past five years. Picture taken June 21. REUTERS/Rebecca Cook (UNITED STATES TRANSPORT BUSINESS EMPLOYMENT)(Credit: © Rebecca Cook / Reuters) Senator Orrin Hatch, frantically trying to position himself ever further to the right as he desperately attempts to ward off a Tea Party primary challenge in his home state of Utah, says Congress should just go ahead and approve three free trade agreements, without offering aid to American workers who might lose their jobs as a result of the new pacts.
Continue Reading CloseHatch, who has questioned the Obama administration’s requirement for passage of Trade Adjustment Assistance (TAA) in tandem with trade deals with Panama, Colombia and South Korea, said there’s no appetite on Capitol Hill for more spending, even for a program that re-trains workers.
“We don’t have the votes to pass TAA through this Congress, so why hold up three trade agreements to do this,” Hatch said during a Thursday hearing on the U.S-Korea agreement.
“It doesn’t make sense to me.”
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This is just a preview of the GOP’s Tea Party hell
There's no reason to think the restive party base will be any less angry two years from now
Sens. Orrin Hatch, Olympia Snowe and Richard Lugar What’s most striking about the trauma the Tea Party inflicted on the Republican establishment in the Senate primary season that ended last week is how much worse it could have been.
Sure, the Tea Party base managed to dethrone two sitting senators, Utah’s Robert Bennett and Alaska’s Lisa Murkowski, and to scare another senator, Arlen Specter, and a governor, Charlie Crist, out of the party. And it knocked off establishment favorites in a handful of key states, like Delaware and Colorado, while scaring the bejesus out of others, like New Hampshire’s Kelly Ayotte (who survived her primary by 1,600 votes).
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Senate gets back to business of not getting business done
Democrats plan action on immigration and food safety, GOP plans obstruction
Senators Orrin Hatch, Bob Bennett, Tom Coburn I know there are nutty past statements by Republican Senate nominees to sift through, but out in our nation’s capital, the nuts who already won their elections are getting back to work. The first order of business: To obstruct all business, and bemoan everyone’s inability to get anything done.
First up, immigration reform. Democrats are again working on the DREAM Act, which would provide a path to citizenship for young people who came to America illegally as children, stayed out of trouble with the law, and spent at least two years in college or the military.
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Orrin Hatch defends Park51
The conservative Utah senator not only understands, but is willing to publicly defend the Constitution
FILE - In this April 16, 2010, file photo Senate Judiciary Committee member Sen. Orrin Hatch, R-Utah, listens on Capitol Hill in Washington. On Monday, June 28, the committee convenes to consider giving President Barack Obama's Supreme Court nominee, Elena Kagan, a lifetime appointment as a justice. Hatch has twice served as committee chairman and participated in hearings for 13 high court nominees, beginning with O'Connor. (AP Photo/Charles Dharapak, File)(Credit: Charles Dharapak) It shouldn’t be surprising that Orrin Hatch would defend the right of the Park51 organizers to build a mosque (or “mosque”) on private property. The guy is one of the most prominent Mormons in the nation, and after their history of religious persecution, they ought to be finely attuned to scare mongering about religious minorities. But he’s also a conservative Republican, and his fellow Latter Day Saints Harry Reid and Mitt Romney both punted on the issue. So this is nice to hear, from Sen. Hatch.
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GOP on Kagan: Will she fight for civil rights of rich, powerful?
Republicans worry that Justice Kagan might not always rule on the side of corporations and the military
Supreme Court nominee Elena Kagan, foreground. listens to questions from Sen. Jeff Sessions, R-Ala., the ranking Republican on the Senate Judiciary Committee, on video screen, on Capitol Hill in Washington, Tuesday, June 29, 2010, during the committee's confirmation hearing for Kagan. (AP Photo/Susan Walsh)(Credit: Susan Walsh) Yesterday, the Republican members of the Senate Judicial Committee opened the Elena Kagan confirmation hearings by, perhaps unwisely, putting Thurgood Marshall on trial. Today, they’re laying off Marshall, but they’re making it clear that they believe the court’s job is to always defend the rights of the powerful.
Republicans brought Marshall up 35 times yesterday, with unrepentant racist scumbag Jeff Sessions and Arizona’s Jon Kyl leading the charge against that terrible activist liberal judge who hated the Constitution. (Later, asked to name any single Marshall decision or opinion they disagreed with, Sessions and Orrin Hatch and Tom Coburn could not, really. Because that would’ve given away the game.)
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