Bo Obama: Secret Muslim?

Perhaps the real secret Muslim is both right under our noses and adorable SLIDE SHOW

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The Islamophobic, right-wing conspiracy theory set have floated everyone from the Obamas to Anthony Weiner to Grover Norquist as possible secret Muslims trying to infiltrate the government for some nefarious purpose. The latest culprit comes from former FBI agent John Guandolo, who believes that John Brennan is among those suspicious government officials who have secretly converted to Islam.

But what if the real culprit is staring us right in the face? Though there’s not exactly “proof” that Bo Obama is a secret Muslim, he’s certainly up to something.  Let’s examine the evidence:



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    Slideshow: Is Bo Obama a secret Muslim?

    The First Dog is definitely up to something, but does that mean he's a secret Muslim? We report, you decide: Here, Bo spies on the President and Jack Lew in July, 2010.

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    Slideshow: Is Bo Obama a secret Muslim?

    Bo Obama infiltrates the White House in January, 2012.

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    Bo Obama sneaks onto Air Force one in August, 2010.

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    Slideshow: Is Bo Obama a secret Muslim?

    Bo Obama, master of disguise, in February, 2012.

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    Slideshow: Is Bo Obama a secret Muslim?

    Bo Obama fakes his own death in May, 2009.

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    Slideshow: Is Bo Obama a secret Muslim?

    Bo Obama with his body double in November, 2010.

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    Slideshow: Is Bo Obama a secret Muslim?

    Bo Obama makes a sneak attack on White House Deputy Director of Oval Office Operations, Brian Mosteller, in April 2009.

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    Slideshow: Is Bo Obama a secret Muslim?

    Where is the long-form Hawaiian birth certificate?!

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    Slideshow: Is Bo Obama a secret Muslim?

    Bo Obama goes on the run in March, 2009.

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Jillian Rayfield is an Assistant News Editor for Salon, focusing on politics. Follow her on Twitter at @jillrayfield or email her at jrayfield@salon.com.

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