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Karl Rove thinks that Stephen Colbert may have “anger management issues,” but Colbert assured him on last night’s “Colbert Report” that no one is trying to stab and eat him.
Rove had responded to “Ham Rove,” the “dearly digested” ham version of himself, who served as Colbert’s chief strategist for his Super PAC – and who Colbert stabbed to death last year.
“I don’t know whether that was working out his inner feelings, or encouraging maybe someone to maybe mimic him or just sort of being funny. But there was a little bit of anxiety in his stabs there,” Rove said in an interview with ABC News on Sunday.
“Karl, there is no need for anxiety,” Colbert said Monday. “I am in no way encouraging anybody to stab Karl Rove. There is a big different between Karl Rove and Ham Rove.” But, he added, Easter is coming up, so “Karl, to avoid any confusion with Ham Rove, for the next week or so please avoid the urge to cover your face with pineapple rings.”
Jillian Rayfield is an Assistant News Editor for Salon, focusing on politics. Follow her on Twitter at @jillrayfield or email her at email@example.com.More Jillian Rayfield.
Like little stars.
World's best pie apple. Essential for Tarte Tatin. Has five prominent ribs.
So pretty. So early. So ephemeral. Tastes like strawberry candy (slightly).
My personal fave. Ultra-crisp. Graham cracker flavor. Should be famous. Isn't.
High flavored with notes of blood orange and allspice. Very rare.
Jefferson's favorite. The best all-purpose American apple.
New Hampshire's native son has a grizzled appearance and a strangely addictive curry flavor. Very, very rare.
Makes the best hard cider in America. Soon to be famous.
Freak seedling found in an Oregon field in the '60s has pink flesh and a fragrant strawberry snap. Makes a killer rose cider.
Ben Franklin's favorite. Queen Victoria's favorite. Only apple native to NYC.
Really does taste like pineapple.