2014's fast food atrocities
Burger King's black cheeseburger: Made with squid ink and bamboo charcoal, arguably a symbol of meat's destructive effect on the planet. Only available in Japan.
At a press conference this afternoon, President Obama announced that he’s taking a series of steps to restore Americans’ trust in the U.S. intelligence community and safeguard their privacy. But his agenda may have been obscured when he was asked if he thought NSA leaker Edward Snowden was a patriot. Obama replied, “No, I don’t think Mr. Snowden was a patriot.”
Speaking from the podium in the White House press briefing room, the president laid out four policy reforms to “increase transparency and restore public trust:
1) New restrictions on section 215 of the PATRIOT Act. The White House released a lengthy white paper detailing its view of what Obama called “appropriate reforms” to the controversial provision of the controversial law, which allows the government to collect business records in search of terrorists and forms the basis of the administration’s telephone metadata collection program.
2) Efforts to improve public confidence in the Foreign Intelligence Surveillance Court, the top secret court that approves wiretaps and other electronic snooping. Obama said the government would find ways for civil liberties concerns to be heard at the court and even suggested that, in some cases, an advocate might be present to argue against the government’s request for a warrant. It’s something civil libertarians have long had on their wish list.
3) The NSA will soon have a full-time privacy officer, who will be charged with safeguarding and advocating for privacy and transparency. The intelligence community will also create a website where information can be found and concerns addressed.
4) Obama will appoint a group of outside experts, including civil libertarians, who will review the entire intelligence and communications approach to see where privacy can be better protected and what can be done to make things more transparent.
Whether the reforms will do much of anything, or be little more than lip service to concerns, remains to be seen.
Alex Seitz-Wald is Salon's political reporter. Email him at firstname.lastname@example.org, and follow him on Twitter @aseitzwald.More Alex Seitz-Wald.
Domino's Specialty Chicken: It's like regular pizza, except instead of a crust, there's fried chicken. The company's marketing officer calls it "one of the most creative, innovative menu items we have ever had” -- brain power put to good use.
KFC'S ZINGER DOUBLE DOWN KING: A sandwich made by adding a burger patty to the infamous chicken-instead-of-buns creation can only be described using all caps. NO BUN ALL MEAT. Only available in South Korea.
Taco Bell's Waffle Taco: It took two years for Taco Bell to develop this waffle folded in the shape of a taco, the stand-out star of its new breakfast menu.
Krispy Kreme Triple Cheeseburger: Only attendees at the San Diego County Fair were given the opportunity to taste the official version of this donut-hamburger-heart attack combo. The rest of America has reasonable odds of not dropping dead tomorrow.
Taco Bell's Quesarito: A burrito wrapped in a quesadilla inside an enigma. Quarantined to one store in Oklahoma City.