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    The worst finales ever

    “Alias,” “All the Time in the World,” 2006

    The spy drama’s supernatural elements overtook it by the finale, in which nemesis Sloane has become immortal but is imprisoned in a tomb. We liked the show when it was about a martial-arts expert in wigs!

    The worst finales ever

    “Battlestar Galactica,” “Daybreak,” 2009

    The series ended with the revelation that God was responsible for all the events on the show. Whatever your feelings about religion in our world, in the show’s world, lingering questions were not so much answered as wished away!

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    “Big Love,” “Where Men and Mountains Meet,” 2011

    The polygamist Bill Henrickson was killed -- by a random-seeming neighbor. And though his three wives were allowed to continue their unconventional family, the episode seemed otherwise to be grasping at straws to shock the audience.

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    “Desperate Housewives,” “Finishing the Hat,” 2012

    Teri Hatcher’s character left her home in order to help her daughter raise her baby -- after she’d sabotaged that daughter’s attempts to find an adoptive home for the child. It was a strange attempt to put a smiley face on a chilling, cruel storyline.

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    “Dexter,” “Remember the Monsters?,” 2013

    The finale featured the titular serial killer of serial killers getting away with all of his murders over the course of a very long series run, absconding from a hospital with the body of his sister and dumping it into the ocean as a hurricane nears -- and becoming, for reasons known only to the show’s writers, a lumberjack. It was at once frustrating and entirely tangent to the events of the series.

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    “Friends,” “The Last One,” 2004

    The last episode was the logical conclusion of a several-year morphing of “Friends” into a drama with occasional jokes; every storyline is brought to a conclusion, but there’s a lot of gnashing and wailing along the way as Ross and Rachel circle one another for one last hour. Maybe there’s no way the show could’ve ended that would’ve been satisfying; the Ross-Rachel drama felt unsatisfying on the umpteenth go-round.

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    “Lost,” “The End,” 2010

    The show, which ended with everyone dead, didn't pull off the maneuver "Six Feet Under" did so movingly (and, to be fair, in a different manner). An entirely unexpected ending, here, to a show whose twists and turns didn’t always seem to be undertaken by people who knew what they were doing.

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    “Mad About You,” “The Final Frontier,” 1999

    The finale to the 1990s’ most amiable, low-key series bizarrely focused on a guest star, Janeane Garofalo, who played the grown child of the central couple, decades in the future. That’d be bad enough, if she wasn’t relating the story of how her parents separated (they get back together, but yikes.)

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    “Roseanne,” “Into That Good Night,” 1997

    The final season completely upended the premise behind “Roseanne,” granting the Conner family a multimillion-dollar lottery windfall after they’d spent the entire series struggling to make ends meet. In the final episode, Roseanne reveals she made up all of the events of the season -- a gutsy and strange ending to a series that had been, for much of its run, grounded in the realities of American life.

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    “Seinfeld,” “The Finale,” 1998

    One of the most speculated-about sitcom episodes of all time, the last “Seinfeld” was watched by 76 million people -- nearly all of whom felt let down. (Can you imagine if there’d been Twitter back then?) Though it’s possible to mount a contrarian defense of the episode, where the gang gets sent to jail as a cavalcade of guest stars condemn them, it definitely isn’t the series at its best. (Thankfully, peak episodes air nightly in syndication.)

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    “Will & Grace,” “The Finale,” 2006

    The series had, like many on this list, outlived its glory years, and had for seasons relied on amped-up soap operatics to keep its buzz alive; the finale goes years into the future to show how Will and Grace stop being friends. The stars of the show spend much of the two hours (!) in old-age makeup and separated, a waste of the chemistry that made this show worth watching in the first place.

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    “The X-Files,” “The Truth,” 2002

    The long-running supernatural drama had put forward many hints about an alien conspiracy over the course of its run -- and the finale, revealing only that the aliens were coming in 2012 (phew, glad it’s just TV!) didn’t satisfy fans. If you’re going to hint at greater truths being out there, those truths had better be really good.

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Daniel D'Addario is a staff reporter for Salon's entertainment section. Follow him on Twitter @DPD_

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