Jon Stewart declares Trump the human equivalent of a “hot dog-crust pizza”

“You don’t want it, you never ordered it. You can’t believe someone came up with it ... It’s all you want to eat"

Published July 24, 2015 3:25PM (EDT)

 Jon Stewart   (Comedy Central)
Jon Stewart (Comedy Central)

That didn't take long. Jon Stewart was back to talking about (talking about) GOP frontrunner Donald Trump on Thursday night's "Daily Show" -- and he had more expletive-filled metaphors locked and loaded than ever.

Stewart said Wednesday night that ("much like incessant masturbation") he was starting to feel a lot of shame about how much energy he's poured into Trump coverage, and would kind of attempt to give it a rest.

It's now pretty obvious he was just taking that leave-time to focus in on crafting a few of these gems (plus, a choreographed number featuring Jessica Williams?), including:

“We rail at the press for covering the flashy stupid stories instead of the important stuff. But damn. Damn! Sometimes you’ve just gotta say what the fuck and ride the blowjob-a-coaster."

Later, Stewart compared Trump to a hot dog-crust pizza.

“You don’t want it, you never ordered it. You can’t believe someone came up with it. But now it’s all you want to eat.”

Watch the clip courtesy of Comedy Central below:


By Colin Gorenstein

Colin Gorenstein is Salon's assistant editor of internet and viral content. Follow @colingorenstein or email cgorenstein@salon.com.

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