Reality TV
Big bondage!
Like a deep-fried Twinkie, “Dancing With the Stars” never disappoints. You might think it’s just another crappy reality show that panders shamelessly for ratings — and it is. But it’s also a reality-based comedy wrapped in the tacky threads of a cheesy ’70s dance contest. Don’t miss Jerry Rice and George Hamilton laughing in the background as Kenny Mayne of “SportsCenter” decries the unfairness of the scores from “the Italian judge.”









