Dancing with the New Tsars
With their tricked-out yachts, trained servants and diamond-frosted toys, newly rich Russians have invaded London -- and thrown Britain's elite into a royal tizzy.
By Clare Foges
Read more: London, Russia, Politics, Consumerism, Britain, Soviet Union, News, Economy, Oil
AP Photo/Dmitry Lovetsky, File 2004
A woman stands near a jewel-encrusted $25,000 set of bottles of vodka displayed at Extravaganza, a show of super-luxury goods, in Moscow.
June 12, 2008 | LONDON -- On a recent evening in London's nightclub-of-the-moment, Movida, I'm at the sleek steel bar, surrounded by a gaggle of good-looking blondes. Taking in their gaudy Fendi clutch bags, their air of hard confidence and the dinky diamonds embedded in their BlackBerrys, I recognize the breed immediately: They are London's New Russians, super spenders from the land of oligarchs and post-communist ostentation. They slice the air with black credit cards, beckoning for champagne, more champagne and Stolichnaya Elit, the finest potato juice known to man. As I struggle in vain to get the bartender's attention, the lights dim, the crowd parts and a twangy Russian folk song starts blaring from the speakers -- "Kalinka," I think. Two strapping black-shirted young men are making their way across the dance floor, bearing an ornate sedan chair. Feeling a little like a slave in Pharaonic Egypt, I jostle over to get a look.
It turns out the precious cargo is a giant ice bowl holding several bottles of Cristal champagne, destined for a clique of New Russians holding court at a corner table. "It's called a champagne chariot," explains Ilya Taranto, the Russian-born, British-educated event producer whose job it is here to keep such clients sweet. "If you order over 15,000 pounds worth of champagne [about $30,000] it gets brought to you this way. The Russians love it."
The scene is not surprising; it's just one small moment in a five-year super-spending spree that has swept London. Nearly 100 years after the aristocrats of old Russia were rudely stripped of their decadence and forced to flee west, a new Russian elite has hit London with a lust to live like their long-lost tsars. They are the oil- and gas-rich plutocrats, oligarchs and multimillionaires who made a killing when communism fell and Soviet state assets were privatized. Twenty years ago they might have been scratching out tin in the Urals; now, at clubs like Movida, they drink cocktails flecked with flakes of 24-carat edible gold.
After Perestroika, the economic reforms in the 1980s Soviet Union that permitted private ownership of businesses, Russia's economy spluttered and lurched as the old capitalist machine warmed up again after seven repressive decades of communism. These days, though, it is lubricated by a seemingly endless torrent of oil and natural gas, leaving the nation's elite awash in money. (In the first three months of this year Russian oil production averaged 10 million barrels a day; with the soaring price of crude, calculating the profit potential quickly gets dizzying.) Under the stabilizing influence of a "managed democracy," courtesy of Vladimir Putin's reign as president, the new economy is booming.
The darker side of Russia's new dawn has been well covered in the West, with reports of deep corruption, crackdowns on the free media, assassination attempts on the wealthy, and the prosecution of powerful men like Mikhail Khodorkovsky, the multibillionaire whose political ideas apparently didn't sit well with the Kremlin, and who is now languishing in a Siberian labor camp. Putin's authoritarian style and distaste for dissidence have led many rich Russians to seek security elsewhere.
Around 200,000 Russians now live in London (a sizable colony in a population of 7.5 million), and of these, around a tenth are those who would be considered super-wealthy. They come here in large part because of a lax tax law that allows "non-domiciled residents" to escape paying revenue on the mountains of money they bring into Britain. Much to the consternation of the upper-class old guard, they are just the latest wave of flashy, filthy-rich foreigners to crash into London, following in the wake of the oil-rich Saudis of the 1970s and '80s and the Japanese businessmen of the '90s. They have long drawn quiet sneers; lately, some socialites about town have been handing down harsher denouncements, and doing it very publicly.
But there is something refreshing and even distinctly appealing about these wealthy Russians, even if it is entirely lost on Britain's old-guard elite. Although individual examples of astonishing extravagance may certainly seem distasteful, the Russians' spending spree is in some sense redeemed as a long, noisy and joyful retort to decades of communist dictatorship.
Given their wealth and growing notoriety, the super-rich Russians may now try to duck attention as they flit from their mansions to their million-dollar Maybachs. But you know a Novi Russki when you see one: The "biznismeni" are built like bricks and tanned from a month on their yachts in St. Tropez (which, by the way, boast helipads and submarines, and make poor P. Diddy's ride look like an old tin can). You'll find them in London's smartest restaurants, dark-suited and discreet in the corner, planning a new pipeline through Kazakhstan or plotting to float millions on the Micex, Moscow's booming stock exchange.
Their wives and girlfriends follow the dress-down "Dynasty" school of fashion -- the furs have been folded away for modesty's sake (and the Moscow winters), but they still favor luxe silk shirts, crocodile skin handbags and a heavy dose of diamond frosting. "There is a lot of brand bashing going on," admits Ilya Taranto. "We Russians just like nice things."
You're most likely to catch one of these gaudy butterflies at the high-class events that constitute English society's summer season -- Wimbledon, Henley Royal Regatta, Cartier Polo, Glorious Goodwood -- where they'll be dressed in the best Versace, Dolce and Gabbana or Cavalli, and causing a stir among the old guard. "Events like Henley and Goodwood are seen as epicenters of Englishness, so it's seriously obvious when the Russians invade," says Sophie Sharpe, a full-time socialite on the London scene and a veteran of the top events. "They're pretty flash with their cash on the horses, on the alcohol -- on everything really. They come along with these huge jeroboams of vodka and ludicrous amounts of caviar and it's a bit in-your-face. It's just a totally different attitude to what we're used to."
You can imagine the derision they attract in London's elite epicenter, where the best money is still old money and snobbery is a sport. A friend was enjoying breakfast in one of London's smartest hotels recently when she nearly choked on her eggs Benedict. There, at the next table, was a classic Novi Russki -- resplendent in retina-rupturing red lipstick and, to match, the most eye-wateringly extravagant ruby necklace she had ever seen. "Rubies -- at 8 a.m.! At breakfast!" my friend mock whispered in the tones snobby Brits reserve for the insufferably vulgar. Such brash flashiness is simply not done in London.
The legendary profligacy of the rich Russians has been raising eyebrows all over town. Taki Theodoracopulos, the famed socialite and professional snob, has for months been waging a high-profile campaign against the crowd he dubs the "Nouveau Russes," calling them "crude, vicious, fat, vulgar, coarse, loud ... uncouth, uncultivated, boorish and brutal," and raging against their "humongous super-yachts, colossal houses [and] gargantuan egos." According to Taki, the New Russians' "obnoxious spending and lack of basic manners amount to a grotesque deformity." Though few would dare to be so explicit, it's not an uncommon attitude.
Some, however, have welcomed them with open arms. Indeed, many rich Russians come to London because it is a city supinely eager to cater to their whims.
