Whatever I write, you guys complain. Fine, I’m taking my toys and going home. From now on, comments are turned off.
Don’t like this decision? Why don’t you write in and explain what’s wrong with it. Oh, that’s right — you can’t! Isn’t that too bad?
[I’m kidding! Comments across Salon are turned off due to a server migration. They’ll be back up later, and really, I can’t wait to hear from all of you. Honest. If you have something urgent, don’t hesitate to e-mail me: machinist@salon.com.]
