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	<title>Salon.com > Douglas Cruickshank</title>
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		<title>Pomegranate porn</title>
		<link>http://www.salon.com/2002/10/04/garduno/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 04 Oct 2002 19:14:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Photographer Flor Gardu]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Photographer Flor Gardu&#241;o says that seven out of 10 of the models she worked with on her new book, "Inner Light," a collection of nudes and still lifes, have gotten pregnant. </p><p>"Among my friends," Gardu&#241;o tells poet Ver&oacute;nica Volkow, who wrote the introduction, "word started getting around -- it was a joke -- that if someone wanted to get pregnant, she had to pose for one of Flor Gardu&#241;o's photographs ... one of the models got pregnant, even though she was using birth control." Still another woman saw Gardu&#241;o's lush black-and-white images and "a short time later she also got pregnant," the photographer says. </p><p>It's hardly surprising. There is an unmistakable air of fecundity about Gardu&#241;o's work and it goes beyond matters of reproduction. Here are pictures with ideas attached -- thinking, breathing, feeling photographs. Gardu&#241;o's strong, evocative symbolism and her poetic sensibility coupled with a flawless sense of composition make these sensuous, often ethereal images the sort of pictures you can look at over and over; these are photographs worthy of staring at, then closing your eyes and remembering. The funny thing is -- given that many of the photos are nudes -- when you do stare, you find that you're not looking where you might expect to. </p><p><a href="http://www.salon.com/2002/10/04/garduno/">Continue Reading...</a></p>]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Sexy monkeys and mutant bunnies</title>
		<link>http://www.salon.com/2002/09/30/hogin/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 30 Sep 2002 19:25:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Painter Laurie Hogin uses the style of Old Masters and a frightening menagerie of beasts to illustrate the nightmares to be found in the American dream.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>When artist Laurie Hogin, 39, was a child, she lived in a suburb of New York adjacent to a 600-acre woodland. "It belonged to some old guy who just wasn't going to sell it," Hogin says, "so we had these woods to play in -- me and my two friends. It was a wonderful, safe place for us. We were all interested in what was then called ecology; we'd see foxes, deer, wild turkey, pheasant, we'd find mushrooms. But it was a ravine with a road above it and occasionally people would dump tires, garbage and 55-gallon drums. This outraged us." </p><p> Hogin expressed her outrage by drawing pictures of the woods with the tires, garbage and barrels scattered about, often giving the drawings to her fourth-grade teacher. "It was sort of an infantile form of protest," she says. It also was, and continues to be, an organizing metaphor for her life. </p><p> The pictures Hogin makes today -- startling, provocative, elegant (she calls them "parodies of opulence") oil paintings, some as large as 8 by 10 feet -- still focus on the environment, and on a variety of other cultural and political issues that are both pressing and controversial, which makes her work especially relevant right now. Given the powerful connection between the topics she takes up in her art and the current American dynamic -- not just between humans and a disappearing natural world, but between average folks and the corporate world, the ruling elite of capitalism -- what Hogin's doing, or attempting to do, is both important and, in many ways, amazing. </p><p><a href="http://www.salon.com/2002/09/30/hogin/">Continue Reading...</a></p>]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>&#8220;The Partly Cloudy Patriot&#8221; by Sarah Vowell</title>
		<link>http://www.salon.com/2002/09/11/vowell_21/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 11 Sep 2002 22:31:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[A "This American Life" commentator celebrates nerds and explains how to love your country without turning into a boorish, jingoistic, kitsch-crazed lout.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Wouldn't it be nice if you could be a patriot without having to fly the flag from your porch and the antenna of your car every day, if you could skip applauding crappy, gung-ho songs about how great America is, cheering saccharine, saber-rattling speeches about how great America is, and otherwise wallowing in all the lamebrained, jingoistic posturing that now seems required behavior for U.S citizens who wish to demonstrate a commitment to their country? Yes, it would be very nice. </p><p> Good news: At least one of us has managed to pull it off. In her third book, "The Partly Cloudy Patriot," Sarah Vowell does a bang-up job of being a good American without being a terrible bore. A solid thinker with a warm heart and a smart mouth, she loves the U.S. in much the same way that one loves one's family (or perhaps a favorite flea-bitten old dog) -- acutely aware of its many shortcomings, but true-blue to the end. "My ideal picture of citizenship," Vowell writes, "will always be an argument, not a sing-along." </p><p><a href="http://www.salon.com/2002/09/11/vowell_21/">Continue Reading...</a></p>]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>&#8220;Normal will never happen again&#8221;</title>
		<link>http://www.salon.com/2002/09/09/brook_noel/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 09 Sep 2002 19:03:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[The author of two books about coping with sudden death talks about the emotional fallout of losing someone without having had a chance to say goodbye.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>In October 1997, a bee stung Brook Noel's 27-year-old brother, Caleb, a professional athlete. Neither he nor anyone else in his family was aware that he was severely allergic to bee stings. He went into anaphylactic shock and died the same day. In the days that followed, trying to grapple with the trauma of losing her brother, Noel went looking for a book that would help her cope. "There was nothing on sudden death," she says. "It was all on terminal illness." </p><p> So she wrote a book herself. The publication of <a target="new" href="http://championpress.com/Level4Books/Goodbye.htm">"I Wasn't Ready to Say Goodbye: Surviving, Coping and Healing After the Sudden Death of a Loved One,"</a> coauthored with Pamela D. Blair, led to media attention. Later, five months prior to the 9/11 attacks, Noel was asked to join the 48-member Family Support Team of the National Air Disaster Alliance. </p><p>When the planes were hijacked on 9/11, Noel was away from her Milwaukee home, in Chicago on business. "The first call I made was to find out if we were needed, and if so, where," she says. "Because of the inability to fly from one place to another, they took people [on the NADA support team] who could get there by car. </p><p><a href="http://www.salon.com/2002/09/09/brook_noel/">Continue Reading...</a></p>]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>The life of the Dead</title>
		<link>http://www.salon.com/2002/08/20/dead_life/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 20 Aug 2002 19:40:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Band insider Dennis McNally talks about his new 600-page biography of the Grateful Dead, and answers questions about their long, strange trip.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p> Even the many who have fond recollections (or any recollections at all) of the '60s have heard just about as much as they can bear about the 20th-century decade that can't get over itself. </p><p> And yet, there is always more -- flashbacks, confessions, photos -- for those whose appetite for the past might never be satisfied. </p><p> Most recently, the era is plumbed in "A Long Strange Trip: The Inside History of the Grateful Dead," a 600-page memoir by the band's publicist, Dennis McNally. In truth, it's not just about the '60s -- the book hits 1970 about midway and continues on through half of the '90s. And McNally does not throw avid fans of the band, or the '60s, a mere bone. His history of the quintessential psychedelic band, and the strangely intoxicating waves it made, is an entertaining, picaresque, and exhaustive contribution to pop culture anthropology. </p><p> Of course McNally, a long-time Deadhead whose first book was "Desolate Angel: Jack Kerouac, the Beat Generation, and America," might be expected to write the ultimate Dead tome. With a doctorate in American history under his belt, he signed on as the band's official historian in 1980 and has been the <a target="new" href="http://www.dead.net/">Dead's</a> publicist since 1984. As a result, he's had extraordinary access for decades -- to band members, crew, staff and hangers-on. </p><p><a href="http://www.salon.com/2002/08/20/dead_life/">Continue Reading...</a></p>]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Deal breakers</title>
		<link>http://www.salon.com/2002/08/07/deal_5/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 07 Aug 2002 19:42:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[You may not push that hottie out of bed for eating crackers. But what about for wearing Tevas?]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p> A stated willingness to tolerate a prospective lover's propensity for dining on saltines while in bed is the generally accepted test of one's depth of attraction, the indicator of just how much you would be willing to put up with in order to indulge with said object of desire in a bit of horizontal hijinks. </p><p> I first learned of the cracker test when I was 13. A sophisticated, and platonic, friend of mine -- a worldly woman of 16 -- had carnal cravings for a skinny, scraggly-haired drummer with bad teeth. I questioned her taste in men. She admitted that to some he might not be the most appealing of characters, but he did have that certain something, she insisted, that had nothing to do with looks. "I sure wouldn't push him out of bed for eating crackers" she said from the bottom of her heart, or maybe lower. </p><p> Implicit in the cracker test concept is that there are other people who, while you may find them fetching, you don't find so intoxicatingly fetching that you would let them remain in your bed if they chose to consume Wheat Thins while between your sheets, or wherever. In such a case, cracker consumption would be what's called a deal breaker. </p><p><a href="http://www.salon.com/2002/08/07/deal_5/">Continue Reading...</a></p>]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>&#8220;Zig Zag Zen,&#8221; by Allan Hunt Badiner, ed.</title>
		<link>http://www.salon.com/2002/07/11/badiner/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 11 Jul 2002 23:08:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[A book about Buddhism and psychedelics asks whether it's best, when seeking higher consciousness, to take the stairs or the elevator.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>The amount of time, energy and bloviating Americans devote to religion indicates that it's frequently on our minds even if our craving for an interior life that includes spirituality is rarely satiated. In recent decades many have gone farther and farther afield to feed that hunger, and nowadays a considerable number of Americans wake up every morning as Buddhists. According to "Zig Zag Zen: Buddhism and Psychedelics," a new anthology, many Western Buddhists arrived at their adopted religion via a decidedly nontraditional route: psychedelic drugs. </p><p> In essays and interviews, "Zig Zag Zen" looks at the intersection of Buddhism and mind-altering substances over the past 35 years or so, taking into account "moral, ethical, doctrinal, and transcendental considerations." The book's more than two dozen contributors and interview subjects range from writer and ordained Zen priest Peter Matthiessen and Esalen Institute co-founder Michael Murphy to one-time Timothy Leary cohort and author of "Be Here Now" Ram Dass and Richard Baker Roshi, founder of the Tassajara Zen Monastery. It's a unique, intelligently compiled collection -- part history, part philosophy, part inquiry -- that sometimes succeeds at the precarious sport of discussing the spiritual quest and its fulfillment. </p><p><a href="http://www.salon.com/2002/07/11/badiner/">Continue Reading...</a></p>]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Martha Stewart&#8217;s tips for gracious big-house living</title>
		<link>http://www.salon.com/2002/06/27/martha_satire/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 27 Jun 2002 19:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Writing from her exciting new institutional home, Martha gives "how to serve" a whole new meaning.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>As I write this from within the rustic, pewter-tinted walls of the government facility where I am summering this year, I am reminded of how important it is to make every situation special, felicitous and, above all, attractive in its own way. </p><p>This is especially true, of course, during meals. </p><p>Thrice daily here at my new "home" my new friends and I assemble in our <i>intime </i> dining room (officially known as Food Services Unit, Room B-7). Within its glowing, brushed-concrete walls, we celebrate gracious living, watched over by uniformed personnel who are attentive to our every need (and slightest move). </p><p>Here at the facility, each meal begins when "guests" walk in single file to the "dining room." To put myself in a mood of pleasant anticipation, I like to think of this procession as a parade, an opportunity to smile, wave, imagine the rousing chorus of a brass band. Attempting to implement this approach led to a brief spate of solitary confinement (for my own safety), but I'm sure it will yield a far more pleasant result for those on the "outside." Consider adopting this new tradition when family and friends join you for a July&nbsp;4th gala at your home. Pass out small flags (available at your local dime store or crafts shop) and, especially if children are present, kazoos are certainly in order (again a well-stocked variety store is a good source for these, but they should be collected before the meal is served). In here we find that a "flag" made from a single sheet of "TP" taped to a pencil and a piece of cellophane held against a comb (wash it first!) are the perfect accessories for our "meal march." </p><p><a href="http://www.salon.com/2002/06/27/martha_satire/">Continue Reading...</a></p>]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Lord Buckley rides again!</title>
		<link>http://www.salon.com/2002/06/26/buckley_4/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 26 Jun 2002 08:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[The new biography of the Hip Messiah gives us a quintessentially American character worthy of a Mark Twain novel.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Like its subject, the very existence of "Dig Infinity! The Life and Art of Lord Buckley" is some kind of miracle. Just published this month but well over a decade in the making, the first (and likely the last) oral biography of the humorist, "jazz shaman" and underground legend is one of those books that only gets completed because the person writing it -- author Oliver Trager in this case -- has a preternatural passion (some would say an obsession) for the material, coupled with formidable skills as a researcher and an unholy determination to see the work in print. </p><p> When the name <a target="new" href="http://www.lordbuckley.com/">Lord Buckley</a> is mentioned, it gets one of two standard responses. The less common is a gleam in the eye, a signal from another member of the secret order of Buckley devotees, often followed by a fevered account of first hearing his Lordship and perhaps an imitation of his loopy lingo, maybe a passage from "The Nazz," his most famous monologue -- a retelling of the story of Jesus of Nazareth in hipster patois ("He was a carpenter kitty ..."). The more frequent response is, "Lord Buckley -- who's he?" It's that reaction that makes the existence of Trager's book and the attention it's getting -- it will be featured on NPR's <a target="new" href="http://www.npr.org/programs/morning/">"Morning Edition"</a> on Friday, June 28 -- slightly miraculous. Because while the members of the secret Buckley cult have always thought that their guru deserved to become less of a secret, that such a thing might actually come to pass, especially 42 years after Buckley's death at age 54 in November of 1960, seemed unlikely at best, which is why the first chapter of "Dig Infinity!" is called "Lord Who?" </p><p><a href="http://www.salon.com/2002/06/26/buckley_4/">Continue Reading...</a></p>]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Complete sexual anarchy</title>
		<link>http://www.salon.com/2002/06/21/cockettes/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 21 Jun 2002 19:24:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[The Cockettes exuded the optimism, playfulness, sexiness and theatricality of a subculture that slipped away almost as soon as it was born. (With a gallery of photographs by Robert Altman.)]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>It was all about sex. Or was it? </p><p> After midnight one evening in the early 1970s, I was standing in the Pagoda Palace Theater on Washington Square in San Francisco. At the time, the theater ran Chinese movies during the day and then, at midnight, the Chinese audience streamed out and in came a multicolored, unruly herd of glitter- and feather-bedecked hippies reeking of pot and patchouli oil. (It's a clich&#233; now, but those were indeed the pervasive aromas.) Onstage, penises and breasts bounced around wantonly. There was dancing, there was singing, everybody was loaded on some sort of mind-altering substance, and unbridled sexual outrageousness spilled out into an audience that could be described as enthusiastic only if you're into extreme understatement. </p><p> The glorious Cockettes, the florid and fluorescent LSD-fueled drag review that briefly lit up San Francisco, and excited the media as far away as Paris, 30 some years ago were onstage performing one of their live shows. It might have been "Journey to the Center of Uranus" or "Tinsel Tarts in a Hot Coma" or any number of other wacky, apolitical extravaganzas -- Rodgers &amp; Hammerstein gone terribly, terribly wrong. Whatever it was, it looked like Kabuki collaboratively produced by Busby Berkeley, Dr. Seuss and Federico Fellini, generously seasoned with Carmen Miranda. As John Waters has described the scene, "It was complete sexual anarchy, which is always a wonderful thing." </p><p><a href="http://www.salon.com/2002/06/21/cockettes/">Continue Reading...</a></p>]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>&#8220;Pot Planet&#8221; by Brian Preston</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 13 Jun 2002 18:25:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[A marijuana connoisseur travels around the world seeking out the people who grow, smoke and worship weed -- and the people who try to stop them.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Brian Preston is part journalist, part missionary and all viper. He likes to get "baked" on pot. He also enjoys the vagabond life. So, one day, perhaps while under the influence, what should pop into his head but an idea for a book: travel around the world, check out the marijuana scene in different countries (getting baked whenever possible), then write it all up and get it published. Dude! Such notions often float past while the bong bubbles, but in Preston's case he actually grabbed on, stayed with it and cranked out "Pot Planet: Adventures in Global Marijuana Culture." </p><p> The book is a pleasantly droll travelogue and reading it may have an unexpected effect, even for those who haven't inhaled wacky tabacky in decades. After disappearing into a cloud of pot tales for 286 pages, one feels an unmistakable craving -- much the same way you work up a powerful thirst after watching a movie in which the characters are constantly sipping martinis, or get hungry after paging through a favorite cookbook. </p><p><a href="http://www.salon.com/2002/06/13/preston/">Continue Reading...</a></p>]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Nicogasm!</title>
		<link>http://www.salon.com/2002/06/07/nico_stuff/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 07 Jun 2002 19:30:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Who needs cigarettes? Let's put nicotine where the sun don't shine!]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>"Sometime in June, drugstores and convenience stores around the country could begin carrying Nico Water, bottles of nicotine-laced water ... Quick Test 5, the maker of Nico Water, is currently conducting clinical trials to determine if the product will help people stop smoking. For now, though, the company is marketing the colorless, odorless water as a dietary supplement intended to give smokers an alternative to cigarettes." </p><p align="right">-- New York Times, May 30, 2002</p><p> <b>MEMO</b> </p><p> <b>FROM:</b> Joseph Cammel, Director of Marketing and Public Relations </p><p><b>TO:</b> Quick Test 5 Marketing Team </p><p> <b>RE:</b> Launch of Nico Water & creation of new products </p><p> First: You rock. Why? Because getting Nico Water mentioned in the first paragraph of a New York Times piece rocks. Do we care that the article got a little whiney and bogged down in details? No, we do not. Most people are only going to read the first two paragraphs anyway. Important fact: Nico Water name appears seven times in the article. You are branding monsters. (Jan, be sure to send the Times gal a case of Nico. Make it two, in case she likes to share.) </p><p><a href="http://www.salon.com/2002/06/07/nico_stuff/">Continue Reading...</a></p>]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>&#8220;Shakey: Neil Young&#8217;s Biography&#8221; by Jimmy McDonough</title>
		<link>http://www.salon.com/2002/06/05/mcdonough/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 05 Jun 2002 18:54:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[The story of the "Godfather of Grunge" is a tale of sickness, health, overweening ego, spectacular talent and reckless abandon.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p> "Shakey: Neil Young's Biography," by Jimmy McDonough is a bruiser. At 786 pages it's longer than "Mandela: The Authorized Biography," by Anthony Simpson or "Mao: A Life," by Philip Short, but then neither Mandela nor Mao played guitar worth a damn. What Young does share with those two, however, is icon status, and after reading McDonough's staggeringly thorough examination of the arch-rocker's life and work, you're convinced he's earned it -- while the people who've orbited around him during his long and tempestuous career all deserve Purple Hearts, several dozen of them each, and a nice quiet place to spend their sunset years. </p><p> Tour manager Bob Sterne should get a bucketful of those medals. "Neil's come to me," Sterne tells McDonough, "and said, 'Go get all the set lists and throw 'em in the trash can' -- and he said this to me fifteen minutes before the show. He's not just talking about the band's set list, he's talking about the lighting guys, the sound guys -- every single list <i>in the building."</i> Young's longtime cohort and producer, the late David Briggs, said, "It's not fun at all working for Neil -- fun's not part of the deal -- but it's very fulfilling." </p><p><a href="http://www.salon.com/2002/06/05/mcdonough/">Continue Reading...</a></p>]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Been there, smashed that</title>
		<link>http://www.salon.com/2002/05/30/krafft_profile/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 30 May 2002 19:35:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[From porcelain machine guns to plates commemorating hideous disasters, artist Charles Krafft's grimly satirical work sheds strange light on an age when terror is rattling our teacups. (With a portfolio of 14 photographs.)]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p> Of all the people acquiring guns in 1998 on the black market in Ljubljana, Slovenia, <a target="new" href="http://www.antiquesatoz.com/artatoz/krafft/index.htm">Charles Krafft</a> was probably the only one who turned the illicit weapons into porcelain delftware. </p><p>Meeting with arms dealers in Ljubljana's cafes and bars, Krafft made arrangements to borrow Kalashnikovs and AK-47s ("the little black dress of the military industrial complex," he calls the assault rifles) so that he could use them to make plaster slip-molds. He then created meticulously accurate castings of the guns in white porcelain and painted the weapons with flowers, text and other decoration in the traditional delftware blue. The resulting collection of lethal but dainty satire became part of a body of work that provoked Mark Del Vecchio, author of "Postmodern Ceramics," to declare Krafft "one of the USA's most seditious artists [who] plays difficult, uneasy games with content and culture." </p><p>At 54, the seditious artist -- also a celebrated painter, writer and scalawag -- has expanded his fine-china arsenal to include Thompson assault rifles, Uzi and Intratech machine pistols, Beretta and Smith & Wesson pistols, 50mm machine gun rounds, switchblade knives and hand grenades. His intention, he says, is to produce "life-size ceramic weaponry so gorgeous and patently functionless that it will bedazzle and confound everyone who sees it." </p><p><a href="http://www.salon.com/2002/05/30/krafft_profile/">Continue Reading...</a></p>]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>How do you design a &#8220;Keep Out!&#8221; sign to last 10,000 years?</title>
		<link>http://www.salon.com/2002/05/10/yucca_mountain/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 10 May 2002 19:34:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[The Department of Energy is creating a vast monument to scare future trespassers away from radioactive waste sites. Their plan: A granite Stonehenge thing with warnings in Navajo!]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Imagine you're part of an archaeological expedition 6,000 years from today, stomping around the desert in an area known long ago as Yucca Mountain, Nev. You are looking for the remnants of a once flourishing civilization, a nation state that apparently called itself the USA back in 2002. You're 10 days into your quest, not finding much of anything, when one of your team runs up, all sweaty-faced and panting, insisting that you come see what he's discovered. </p><p> You follow your flushed, jabbering colleague around a rocky outcropping, and there, vividly etched on a granite monolith, is a towering reproduction of Macauley Culkin in "Home Alone," hands to face, mouth agape; or maybe it's one of Francis Bacon's shrieking pope paintings or Edvard Munch's "The Scream." </p><p>You don't recognize any of these startling cultural icons from the distant past; you don't know who made them, or what they symbolize. Hell, you don't even know that they're cultural icons, but the whole scene briefly scares the bejesus out of you. Then, like Howard Carter stumbling on the tomb of Tutankhamen, you experience a serious rush of exhilaration, aggravated by a serious case of the heebie-jeebies, as you realize that you've just chanced on a history-making breakthrough, a discovery of earthshaking significance. </p><p><a href="http://www.salon.com/2002/05/10/yucca_mountain/">Continue Reading...</a></p>]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Sexy silliness</title>
		<link>http://www.salon.com/2002/05/06/humor_4/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 06 May 2002 19:33:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[The Kinsey Institute's "Sex and Humor" collection of images is eroticism at its most ridiculous.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>The danger of a serious study of silliness is that it is likely to rob the silly thing of its silliness, which is, after all, a silly thing's reason for being. Consequently, "Sex and Humor: Selections From the Kinsey Institute," 42 images -- photos, old engravings, etchings and cartoons -- from the organization's vast collection of sexually explicit materials, is best approached with what the <a target="new" href="http://www.whitehouse.gov/homeland">Homeland Security Advisory System</a> terms a "high," or orange, level of caution. </p><p>Whatever you do, resist the temptation to read the short captions that appear opposite the book's splendid dirty pictures or you'll run into something like this, accompanying a French etching of a woman examining a man's genitals with eyeglasses: "Woman examining man's genitals with eyeglasses." </p><p>Such curator-speak declarations won't enrich your experience of the book, but they will remind you of my friend Anne's story of traveling around Europe with a companion she later dubbed Jonathan, Master of the Obvious. Jonathan, M.O., was given to pulling up in front of, say, Notre Dame Cathedral and brightly announcing, "That is a <i>big</i> church!" Or looking down from the uppermost platform of the Eiffel Tower and exclaiming, "This thing is tall!" Jonathan, M.O., survived the trip, but just barely. </p><p><a href="http://www.salon.com/2002/05/06/humor_4/">Continue Reading...</a></p>]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>The art of the scam</title>
		<link>http://www.salon.com/2002/05/06/cons/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 06 May 2002 18:39:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Two great American con men bilked their fellow citizens of millions by peddling goat gonad cures for impotence and shares in the estate of Sir Francis Drake.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>If to hustle is human and to con divine, the art of the extended con must have reached the ne plus ultra of its divinity in the U.S. in the 1920s and '30s, when oily operators like Oscar Hartzell and John R. Brinkley were pulling down staggering fortunes by filling people's hearts with hope and their heads with hooey. Both Hartzell and Brinkley are long gone, but wait! -- they live again in two new books that trace their crooked, dazzling trajectories. The first and best of the two is "Drake's Fortune: The Fabulous True Story of The World's Greatest Confidence Man," a biography of Oscar Hartzell by Richard Rayner. The second is R. Alton Lee's "The Bizarre Careers of John R. Brinkley." </p><p> Lee doesn't have the narrative chops of Rayner, who also wrote the novel "The Cloud Sketcher," but Lee's subject, the insatiably ambitious quack known as the "goat gland doctor," who claimed he could restore sexual prowess to impotent men, takes the Most Bent Personality trophy. It's a tough call, though -- Hartzell was a kaleidoscopic sociopath of no small accomplishment. Both men were preternaturally buoyant, apparently put on earth to prove that you can't keep a bad man down. Either would have felt at home in Enron's executive meetings. </p><p><a href="http://www.salon.com/2002/05/06/cons/">Continue Reading...</a></p>]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Inside the Church of the Nativity</title>
		<link>http://www.salon.com/2002/05/03/nativity_2/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 03 May 2002 22:59:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[An American activist who snuck past Israeli troops to deliver food says there's plenty of illness, very little food and absolutely no militants hiding inside.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Bethlehem's Church of the Nativity has become the eye of the Middle East storm, with continued clashes between Israelis and Palestinians over the 200 people holed up there, even as Yasser Arafat made his way out of his newly liberated Ramallah compound and Israeli troops pull out of other West Bank cities. But amazingly on Thursday, 11 international pro-Palestinian activists managed to evade Israeli Defense Force roadblocks and gun-toting soldiers to enter the church and deliver food. </p><p> Late Thursday Salon spoke to Kristen Schurr, a member of the New York-based group Direct Action for Justice in Palestine, on one of her two cellphones just a few hours after she'd entered the church. Schurr, 33, described her group's repeated attempts to enter the church during the standoff. Activists who didn't make it in Thursday were arrested, she said. </p><p> As with everything else in the conflict, Israelis and Palestinians disagree over the situation inside the church. The Israelis say that in addition to Palestinian security personnel, church guards, civilians, peace activists and clergymen, there are gunmen and militants who are wanted by Israel in prior terror attacks. The militants, the Israelis claim, are holding at least some of the others hostage. The Palestinians deny that there are any hostages, and have proposed ending the siege by having the militants wanted by Israel brought to Jericho for trial. But Schurr, a dedicated pro-Palestinian activist, even denies there are any militants. </p><p><a href="http://www.salon.com/2002/05/03/nativity_2/">Continue Reading...</a></p>]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Crazy for dysfunction</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 03 May 2002 19:20:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Somewhere along the line, we traded the Cleavers for the Osbournes. Family angst and social stigma are new tickets to fame and fortune.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Once upon a time, the dysfunctional family was an aberration, an entity feared and shunned by normal families -- good families -- who modeled themselves on the Cleavers, the Nelsons, the Andersons and the Stones (as in Donna Reed, not Mick and Keith). The designation was uttered almost exclusively by experts in the dreaded "professional help" category. And such was the shame of dysfunction that the dysfunctional would go to extreme lengths to hide their flaws in function, believing an appearance of normalcy might actually move them closer to it, or at the very least make life easier for everyone, most of all the neighbors. </p><p> Which brings us, several decades later, to <a href="/ent/tv/diary/2002/04/11/osbournes/">"The Osbournes,"</a> a TV family of daunting popularity that features drug-addled dinosaur rocker Ozzy Osbourne and his real-life wife, son and daughter. They go about their daily business before cameras, flipping each other off and peppering their conversations with the F-word. Much to the satisfaction of MTV, every obscenity, drug reference and unadorned outburst of intrafamilial angst brings more viewers, making the weekly Ozzyfest the second most popular show on cable (wrestling is first) and a favorite of President Bush. </p><p><a href="http://www.salon.com/2002/05/03/dysfunction/">Continue Reading...</a></p>]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Al Franken</title>
		<link>http://www.salon.com/2002/04/20/franken_10/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 20 Apr 2002 19:19:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[The political satirist scripts lines the Democrats could have used to win in 2000, muses on torture and orgasms -- and remains "concerned" about Rush Limbaugh.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Political satirist and author Al Franken speaks in the flat, soothing tone of a veteran broadcaster. He also looks nerdy. This combination of voice and visage makes everything he says seem funny -- or serious, depending on your political persuasion. So, for example, when he comes out in favor of torture, as he did in a February speech at the National Press Club in Washington, not everybody gets the joke. And he <i>was</i> joking, he says. Mostly. </p><p> Of course, if by the time Franken made his torture joke, the audience was not prepared to laugh, it is hard to blame the messenger. There can't be many Americans left, and certainly not in the National Press Club, who aren't familiar with Franken's brand of humor -- a bent variation of straight-faced speechifying in which politicians, pundits and untouchable topics get tossed and gored like runners on the streets of Pamplona. </p><p><a href="http://www.salon.com/2002/04/20/franken_10/">Continue Reading...</a></p>]]></content:encoded>
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