Salon.com > @pourmecoffee http://www.salon.com Thu, 23 May 2013 13:52:58 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.2.1 Time to commence “the Obama Games”! http://www.salon.com/2012/11/12/time_to_commence_the_obama_games/ http://www.salon.com/2012/11/12/time_to_commence_the_obama_games/#comments Mon, 12 Nov 2012 20:55:00 +0000 http://www.origin.railrode.net/?p=13069617 Overview
Congratulations! Big fan. Look, I know you're busy. The fiscal cliff, Afghanistan, your recipes Pinterest, immigration, climate change, walking Bo -- we get it, you've got a lot on your mind. We're completely behind you. Solving America's tough problems will take months of hard work, though, and we need something from you right now. When I say "instant," you say "gratification." Instant! (I'm going to assume you said it.) We've been glued to this election for over two years -- nervously vibrating to a wobbly pitch of hope and fear. We need to come down, and not all of us live in Colorado. While you're facing all of our challenges, we're suffering a crippling intellectual and emotional attention deficit left behind by the election. I have an idea. Hear me out, because I made a few jokes on Twitter that obviously turned the election in your favor so I think you owe me. I see you nodding.

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