Strawberry Saroyan

What’s up with Madonna?

Two critics cross swords: Can you separate the chameleonic star's image from her art? And why doesn't she have a cool boyfriend?

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What's up with Madonna?

Strawberry Saroyan: Madonna’s new album, “Music,” came out without generating a cultural thunderclap. Sure, the catchy, almost throwaway single is already at No. 1, but little more than a Rolling Stone cover and a Charlie Rose interview — and, of course, several hours of old VH1 concert footage titled “Madonnarama” — greeted the release. There were no Vanity Fair covers or People profiles or Time magazine controversies or visits with Oprah. Madonna records, it seems, are no longer the media events they once were.

Why? Certainly part of it is that Madonna isn’t — and hasn’t really been since “Erotica” (1992) — in her prime. It also may simply be that Madonna, at 41, is now a mother twice over, and was in the last stages of pregnancy during what would have normally been full-steam-ahead press time. She tried: In the Rolling Stone article, she is so determined that she meets writer Jancee Dunn at the offices of her Maverick record company even though she “feels like a whale.” When asked one rather innocuous question, she nearly begins to cry in response, a clear result of hormones gone haywire. But it also seems that this record is being mistakenly overlooked musically. It has been reviewed, for the most part, in contrast to her last effort, the triumphant “Ray of Light,” and called a “bunch of songs” rather than a concept album that has something to say, to quote the New York Times.

“Music” goes far beyond the fluffy, if empowered, pop of Madonna’s earliest albums, and is a natural evolution past “Ray of Light,” a record that she famously pronounced aimed to put “emotion in electronica.” If “Ray of Light” was explicitly about spirituality, then the new record is just spiritual. Because on “Music,” for the first time, Madonna really lets go: Her voice flies, electronically filtered, flitting all around, chasing itself. She also lets go by allowing Mirwais to once again reinvent what a Madonna record sounds like. (There’s a great story about her meeting the producer for the first time in Paris and just staring at him: She didn’t, in a very uncharacteristic moment, know what she wanted from him.) Perhaps even the record’s unassuming quality is a letting go; she’s stopped trying to do something so important this time around. Although musically the new record acknowledges her earliest stuff (1983′s “Madonna,” 1984′s “Like a Virgin”), “Music” has a mature, full-circle perspective. To me, it’s as though with William Orbit, her producer on “Ray of Light,” Madonna just got revved up, and with Mirwais, she takes off.

Michelle Goldberg: I don’t think the lack of hype surrounding the release of “Music” has that much to do with Madonna’s second pregnancy, since if the press is really salivating over a new record, lack of access to the star often just whets the collective appetite. Instead, I think it’s more that Madonna’s celebrity tactics — self-conscious artifice and zeitgeist surfing — are now everywhere. Now it’s just assumed that any famous person has meticulously constructed his or her image, be they Lil’ Kim or Al Gore. That makes Madonna’s metamorphic skills — her ability to shed personas like snakeskin — seem less remarkable.

One thing that’s always interested me about Madonna is that she’s often praised as a brilliant businesswoman. It used to be that art fancied itself separate from the vulgar mechanics of money and merchandising. Andy Warhol did an enormous amount to change that idea in highbrow circles, but Madonna made it conventional wisdom to conflate art and commerce. These days, no one asks why someone like, say, Puff Daddy, who’s mediocre at best musically, should be a huge pop star, since in a way his self-promotion is his art. Meanwhile, musicians who are seen as insufficiently calculating are routinely trashed. Take Fiona Apple, reviled after her famous “this world is bullshit” speech at the MTV music awards, or Siniad O’Connor, whose gorgeous voice has been obscured by a series of P.R. catastrophes.

Madonna’s been celebrated for exposing the mechanics of celebrity artifice, but now those mechanics are naked. She pioneered this kind of multimedia, “life as performance art” approach to culture that now justifies a whole pantheon of hollow stars like Drew Barrymore and Chlok Sevigny — people whose fame has less to do with what they create than who they are.

For a while, I anticipated new Madonna projects largely to see which cultural currents she would pick up on and amplify. That’s where much of her genius lies. She released “Material Girl” near the height of the ’80s money orgy. She did the whole S/M and profane Catholic thing with “Erotica” and the “Sex” book a few years after the controversy over Robert Mapplethorpe and Andres Serrano made bondage and blasphemy front-page issues. She recorded “Ray of Light” just as electronica was becoming ubiquitous. These days, though, there are so many people like, um, me, who publicly chew over the tiniest implication of every pop moment that there’s less fresh grist for her mill. Similarly, she’s adept at raiding various subcultures for inspiration. But because the trend cycle has sped up so brutally and the media has grown so voracious for signs of authenticity, there are few unexplored pockets of creativity for her to draw from.

Madonna’s art — and the reaction to it — has always been an exploration of surfaces. So when her persona is no longer interesting to the media, neither is her music. In the case of “Music,” that’s really too bad, because I think it’s one of her best records — not her most shocking or groundbreaking, but definitely one of her tightest. The track “Impressive Instant,” with its dirty, sexy, French house beat and tripped-out vocal production, is fabulous. Still, it feels slightly behind the curve. The vocoder effects on her voice aren’t just familiar from underground acts like Basement Jaxx and Daft Punk — they recall Cher’s “Believe.” Then there are her new cowboy hats, which are omnipresent on hipsters nationwide. Madonna’s no longer breaking new ground, and I don’t think that’s necessarily because of her age. Her strategies have permeated the atmosphere so completely that it’s hard for her to transcend them.

Saroyan: You can separate Madonna’s music, her image, her media antics, but why would you? To me, she’s a storyteller, a cultural pioneer, and the important thing is her message — via music, videos, antics, whatever. And all of those things have been brilliantly of a piece. Madonna’s ability to take her message beyond music and impact women’s lives has been her legacy. Surfing the zeitgeist, exposing celebrity artifice, etc. — yeah, she’s done that, and it’s interesting to some media people, but what she’s really done is change mores, had an impact on all of us little girls who started digging her with “Lucky Star.”

She’s created the zeitgeist — and certainly with “Vogue,” etc., she’s used other movements to her advantage, but that’s been in the name of something very much her own. Because really, when you boil it down, Madonna is about freedom. Sex has almost been an alibi for much of her career, a metaphor for things that are much bigger — liberty, equality — all those boring, Pollyannaish things. Madonna put it all through the filter of sex, and sex sells; therefore, so have all of those other things. Thank God for this errant Catholic schoolgirl!

If she’s changing her image or behind the curve with “Music,” it’s not because she’s unknowingly losing relevance, or trying to keep going ungracefully, or losing her foothold on what’s happening. It’s because she’s changing. And yes, part of it does have to do with getting older, I think, and having kids. She’s having fun, and mellowing out, finally. She didn’t feel like doing another 180-degree change with her look — she just felt like putting on a cowboy hat and drinking a milkshake (as she does on “Music’s” inside art). She felt like boogie-woogieing. She put together some groovy songs with a couple of guys she thinks are interesting, and she didn’t even print the lyrics anywhere. But there are some incredibly touching moments lyrically on this album, and they come across loud and clear (in “What It Feels Like for a Girl” when she sings, “When you open up your mouth to speak/Could you be a little weak?” and also in “Paradise (Not for Me)” when she says, “I don’t remember when I was young”).

Madonna’s a 40-something woman, and she’s going with it, not fighting it or trying to keep up with the Aguileras. And as such, this is perhaps the key phase of her career that she’s moving into — or certainly one of them. She’s a woman who’s had it all publicly and now she’s fading out publicly, I believe by design. And so far she’s being allowed. But I don’t think it’ll be for long.

Because when the public realizes she’s missing they’ll want to know what’s really happening with her. Women, no doubt, will always want to know. Because she’s been our cosmonaut — going where all women have gone before, but in such brave ways for all these years — and now she’s going into the final frontier: being discarded by society, or discarding society. Or something else? I’m not sure exactly what’s going on yet, and neither is she, most likely. But she’s smart, and a trailblazer, and I believe she’ll be fascinating to watch in the coming decades — beyond her musical career even, she’ll remain relevant. She’ll remain relevant via her take on “irrelevance.”

Goldberg: The reason to separate Madonna’s music, her image and her media antics is that artistic output has become a byproduct of fame instead of the reason for it — a shift that Madonna is largely responsible for. I think this is a very bad thing because it degrades music qua music to a souvenir akin to a concert T-shirt. Madonna’s a great marketer, but is she a great musician? Shouldn’t that matter?

In this case, I think she’d be well served by being judged in musical terms, because “Music” is a beautiful album, even though her image is less fascinating. To me, that’s the significance here — that she’s grown as an artist in part because she’s given up the desperate grab for the eternal limelight. I’m not impressed by the first single — the chorus, “Music makes the people come together,” is absurdly banal even by fluffy pop standards, and the hooks are pretty limp. But you’re right about the power of “What It Feels Like for a Girl.” I think it’s far sexier than anything on “Erotica.” I love the exuberant builds on “Amazing” and the tentative, ruminative noir slink of “Paradise (Not for Me).”

In the past, Madonna’s musical skills have been overrated in order to account for her impact. It’s an allowance that’s worked to her advantage: She’s important; therefore, her music deserves serious consideration. And the more ink that’s spilled analyzing her music, the more important she seems. But part of the reason her last two records have succeeded is that technology has made the human voice just another raw material. Across “Music,” Madonna sounds the best on “Impressive Instant” and “Paradise,” when she’s processed beyond recognition. Obviously, writing songs and choosing collaborators are talents in themselves, but I still think it’s worth asking what kind of culture we have if one of our most famous singer/actresses can’t sing exceptionally well or act at all. I’d venture that Madonna has helped create a world where ambition, audacity, image and business savvy are more important for a singer than ability. That’s a big part of her legacy.

I’ve heard that Madonna is about freedom before and never quite understood it, because to me Madonna has always been about effort and discipline — she’s the Horatio Alger of the “Sex and the City” set. She even turned sexiness into inexorable will; I visualize her ropy biceps every day while I do my pullups.

I was 17 when her book “Sex” came out, and its impact on my life was pretty direct — it contributed to the sense I had then that sexual freedom meant trying to turn myself into a voracious Jezebel. Understand, I’m not blaming Madonna for the ridiculous, occasionally dangerous sexual escapades of my teenage years; they were spurred by a combination of curiosity, insecurity and the desire to become someone else. It was my own insufficiently developed sense of self that caused me to take the message of “Sex” so much to heart. But the message as I understood it was that sexual power meant an emotionless, competitive eroticism. Judging by books like Amy Sohn’s “Run Catch Kiss” — about a sex columnist whose fraudulent nymphomaniac bravado hides a neurotic, romantic heart — a lot of girls felt that way in the ’90s. I think Madonna contributed to that atmosphere, and I don’t think it was terribly emancipatory.

I am compelled by Madonna’s current incarnation as a low-key, mature, soulful musician — so much so that I once again see her as someone to emulate. She finally seems grounded and fulfilled. The last lines of her Rolling Stone interview, where she’s asked about coming across pictures of a boyfriend’s ex, are utterly inspiring. “Well, there’s a whole thing that happens,” she told the interviewer. “First I go, ‘Oh, she’s skinny and pretty.’ Then I think, ‘Oh, but I’m me.’” It sent shivers down my spine — that kind of deep, quiet yet sexy confidence is what liberation really means.

Saroyan: I want to go back to this idea that Madonna is a brilliant businesswoman and her legacy is partly that she morphs commerce and art. I don’t understand why this would be cause for any dismay: It’s about time art and commerce were pushed together! Why make art unless it gets viewed, listened to, bought? It’s an outmoded notion that artists should be starving and saying important things into the wind — especially if, as Madonna is, you’re addressing such basic political and social realities for 50 percent (or isn’t it 51 percent?) of the population. It’s true Madonna was a major force in finally packaging commercial savvy and political punch into one lethal artistic career. And I think she was the first, too.

To me, what Warhol did doesn’t really count: His art was based on fakery, irony and cynicism — with a little playfulness thrown in, sure — but Madonna’s doing it in a much more mainstream way. And I think it’s worth noting the way she did it: Madonna — unlike Warhol, who came on as a serious artist — came onto the scene as a pop star, and so set up the expectation that she was simply going to be this incredibly popular, but not particularly deep, creature. And then, starting with “Like a Virgin” and even the “Boy Toy” belt, and calling her companies Slutco, etc., she suddenly turned into an artist. So she slipped her art in through the back door of her career, and in the process she made art as important, as salable, as influential as anything else.

The nature of celebrity has changed, and I don’t think it’s necessarily for the worse. Being a modern celebrity does not necessarily mean being hollow or a sellout. Instead, it seems to me, it often means that there is a message at the core of one’s art that is bigger than a particular project, movie or record. Talent is having something to say, or to stand for. And that’s what Madonna, and frankly even Drew Barrymore and Puffy, do: They have a message that supersedes any medium they’re working in at the time. Actors aren’t really actors anymore, and musicians aren’t really musicians anymore. Madonna is as much a marketer as a singer; she conflates art and commerce, and her persona overshadows her records. But to me that’s all an expansion of her role rather than a cop-out or a corrupting force culturally.

I was about 22 when “Sex” came out, and I found her strength, in a sense, confusing — everything from her biceps to her almost masculine power morphed with a voracious sexual appetite. I remember being a little put off by the book and embarrassed, even as I thought it was in some ways courageous. And although I didn’t change my own sexual behavior in the wake of it (I was a model of chastity at the time — working in New York magazines and surrounded by gay men), I also remember feeling a sort of disconnect between what she was portraying about sexuality and the truth about sexuality.

She seemed to present herself as having discovered something, to be standing for the right way to be, and yet she also had such a barren love life in the real world. I don’t know why. Is it because she had to be so strong — both physically and mentally — to break through the barriers of cultural mores and lost touch with her own vulnerability, and thereby lost touch with love? Is it that men can’t handle strong women? I don’t know, but it’s disturbing to me. It’s the one thing that makes her seem a little hopeless — or culture seem a little hopeless: that she keeps ending up with men like Guy Ritchie, who is — despite her protestations — not her equal. And that’s sad to me. Why can’t Madonna find a cool boyfriend??!!

Goldberg: I confess to longing for integrity and authenticity in pop music because I believe that the nature of contemporary celebrity is a grotesque, soul-eroding thing. I certainly wouldn’t want a return of the illusion that artists should be untainted by filthy lucre — God knows, creative people need to learn how to take care of themselves financially. Nonetheless, I think the current notion of celebrity as an art form that Madonna helped propagate has hideous consequences. It means that hype replaces content as the measure of artistic success, essentially ensuring that those with real messages are indeed speaking into the wind. Perhaps it was ever thus — cutting-edge artists have by definition always toiled out of the mainstream. What’s changed, though, is the idea that fame is its own artistic validation and that the market is the ultimate arbiter of cultural worth. That seems to me a detestable state of affairs.

As for Guy Ritchie, he’s clearly not her equal professionally, but given that she’s possibly the most famous woman in the world, who is? President Clinton? In any relationship there are power imbalances — why shouldn’t she be the stronger one? Her very public relationship with a sexy younger man is one area in which she does seem like a feminist pioneer to me. Hopefully, he worships her and treats her like a goddess in a way that a man who was as renowned as she is might not.

And anyway, Ritchie’s film “Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels” is, by my standards of artistic worth, better than just about anything Madonna’s ever done. Of course, it doesn’t begin to compare with her work culturally or politically. But I felt a transporting thrill watching that movie that I’ve never gotten from any of Madonna’s output. I think that’s largely how art should be judged — in terms of one-on-one aesthetic elation instead of popularity or even social consequence. A celebrity’s persona or business skills don’t matter when you’re alone in your room with her music or sitting in the dark and watching her on-screen. Art should make you light up or break down, turn the banal sublime, elucidate a slice of the world or confuse what seemed settled; it should do more than just impress you with savvy branding.

Saroyan: Madonna has gone to the very edge of what is acceptable for a woman to be — professionally, sexually — and even sometimes tipped over it. She baits with surfaces and delivers depth. To me, she is authentic and does have integrity.

Puffy and Drew Barrymore are not at the level that Madonna is, obviously. But part of their talent, like Madonna’s, and part of what makes them modern are that they have a message they’re telescoping through their celebritydom. Drew is about spirit and turning a lot of the starlet crap upside down — she’s very much herself, and not about trying to be someone else, or have someone else’s body, etc. Puffy is a successful young black man, a business professional as well as a rapper, dating an equally strong woman. These people are role models quite clearly and, although obviously flawed, I think they are inspiring to many, many people. Their fame is enhanced by people tapping into and being interested in and responding to who they are. Maybe that’s part of Madonna’s legacy.

But now, for the first time in her life, Madonna’s not reinventing the goddamn wheel. That says that she’s giving up a little bit. She’s OK with doing her own thing, with perhaps even fading out a little in her public life, because she is — or at least she seems to be — fading in more clearly to her own personal life. As she said when Charlie Rose asked her about her daughter, Lola, “It used to be just me, me, me. Now it’s me, her, me.” It was funny, and it was real — the best of what Madonna has always been. Behind all the glitter, there’s always been a real woman there. Now she’s just getting more comfortable with her.

Goldberg: I don’t see Madonna’s various guises connecting to anything more profound than her own ego. I watch her videos: Madonna in Marilyn drag; Madonna in her dominatrix suit; Madonna with a bindi. But all the symbols she appropriates never seem like much more than props for her celebrity. I found “Sex” far less sexy than any random issue of Penthouse or even Hustler because I was always aware that all the scenes were just tableaux meant to show off Madonna’s erotic assets. Her only message was just what she said on “Charlie Rose” — “me, me, me.” Inasmuch as she’s legitimized female ambition and self-direction, she’s had a salutary impact on women’s lives. And I like her public personality, her brazen sass. To me, though, that doesn’t add much artistic significance to all her costume changes.

That said, the new record is refreshing precisely because it’s not a big conceptual statement — it feels more personal and honest than anything she’s ever done, even if she does insist on singing a verse in French on “Paradise (Not for Me).” If some of Madonna’s other incarnations seemed false it was precisely because she always appeared to be the same high-strung striver whether she was posed as the black vinyl bondage queen, the soignie diva of her “Evita” period or the rich hippie of “Ray of Light” (where she reminded me of nothing so much as Edina of “Absolutely Fabulous”).

Here, finally, she isn’t trying quite so hard to be someone else. I think that makes the melancholy, introspective “I Deserve It” more effective as a statement of self-acceptance than the bombastic exhortations of “Express Yourself.” The calm, reflective feel of “Music” signals inner peace to me much more powerfully than the ostentatious mystical kitsch of “Ray of Light.” So maybe Madonna is a role model after all — as a woman who has transcended the false salvation of endless self-transformation, settled into herself and actually improved with age.

Oops, she’s doing it again!

She's a Mouseketeer trafficking kiddie porn, a school-girl queen selling sex in a leathery cat suit. Does Britney Spears have any idea what she's doing?

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Oops, she's doing it again!

This is what she looked like when you first saw her: pigtails, Catholic schoolgirl uniform, Lip Smackers baby-doll pink lips. She was a good girl, but suddenly gone bad, having tied her little white shirt in a knot over her Madonna-influenced midriff. She was a 17-year-old babe –in both senses of the word — who already knew too much.

She was Britney Spears, and it was 1999, and this was her first video. It was called, sweetly enough, ” … Baby One More Time,” in a winking omission of the soon-to-be controversial real lyric, the dot-dot-dot covering up the words “hit me.” “Hit me baby one more time,” she sang, at once flirtily and beggingly, in a now-you-have-me/now-you-don’t cadence over and over again, in that short little skirt, in those be-lockered hallways, the leader of the pack. She was Olivia Newton John’s version of Sandy in “Grease” for the ’90s: No need for transformation, this girl gave it to you all in one — the good, the bad and the body.

Britney Spears’ debut album went on, propelled by that single (which shared its name with that of her album), to sell over 9 million copies in the States alone last year, making her one of the top-selling teen pop stars of all time. And, as with so many other acts, that first year of stardom — that intervening rocket launcher of a year — showed her transformation from tentative entrant onto the cultural radar screen (a girl who still clearly had certain strings tied to her “Mickey Mouse Club” past) to full-fledged media persona.

Sure, the do-I-dare sexuality was sort of there in the beginning, but it was an insider’s thing that the little girls might not get (although the grown men surely would) as she posed for her first album cover sitting on the floor in a little red shirt and a denim mini. It was a Calvin Klein “oops, my underwear’s showing” ad taken one step further and yet seemingly one step back. (Her underwear wasn’t showing, but it appeared to be airbrushed out.)

But then, as the year went on, Spears was out there in every sense of the word, coming more and more clearly into focus: Britney, in a so-slick-it-seemed-wet shocking pink tube top, traversing the arena stages of the world with a mike bit around her head, oddly reminiscent of the orthodontic headgear her peers were wearing that same summer; Britney, in a clingy white “cut-out” strapped dress or an all-but-see-through polka-dot top, up for trophy after trophy at awards show after awards show; and, finally, Britney, smack dab on the cover of Rolling Stone in almost nothing but a bra and panties, with a phone pressed to her too-perfect-for-bed head, but which was still snuggled up against the satin pillows photogenically anyway. Spears had arrived. She was doing business in her boudoir. She was the virgin ready to be the whore. But what did it all mean?

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For many teen pop stars, it might not matter. She’s just another Tiffany, some might say, recalling the raven-haired mall rat who ascended by playing places like the Beverly Center; or just another Debbie Gibson, who after her initial burn-so-bright-she-burnt-out success resurfaced as a wholesome Broadway staple. But some of us suspect there’s something more to Britney’s appeal, something hidden amidst the flirty near-nakedness, the vanilla hip-swinging. For Britney Spears is about sex, and she’s about sluttiness, but she’s also about something more complicated.

I bought the Britney Spears disc relatively early on in her ascendance, just as she hit the cover of Entertainment Weekly in a double stint with fellow Jive records’ labelmates N’Sync. (It was just as Jive, which also counts the Backstreet Boys among its acts, was only beginning to emerge as the multi-billion dollar powerhouse it has subsequently become.) I bought the disc because I liked the single. ” … Baby One More Time” grabbed you; it was a hard-hitting hit, this track, that pinned you to the wall and wouldn’t let go. It was a summer song arrived early that spring, and it was fun to roll down my car windows, letting in the L.A. sun, and to sing along with it.

It’s interesting, sometimes, the evolution of an incredibly commercial album like this one, that you buy almost expecting you’re going to get screwed by its most-likely-schlocky excess, but which can occasionally sneak up on you because of that very same please-let-me-please-you attitude. And so, finally, after avoiding the rest of the album and simply playing ” … Baby” over and over again, I accidentally let the disc run its course a couple of times and decided it wasn’t so bad. In fact, I actually surprisingly liked a couple of the songs, including “Sometimes,” Britney’s second single, which, like its predecessor, had equally double entendre lyric, but which I took with a grain of salt (or, shall I say, sugar?) at the time. “Sometimes I run/Sometimes I hide/Sometimes I’m scared of you …” she sang and I, again, as innocently as Britney herself purported to be, sang along.

And so it was that way for a while. I became a fan, a guilty-pleasure admirer through her rise from red- to white-hot that summer and then through the fall, and I began following, in the casual way of a celebrity magazine reader, the news and gossip about her. There were rumors, in the wake of the Rolling Stone cover, about breast implants: Had she really grown up that fast? Many media voices wondered out loud, and it was true: The “RS” pictures did strike one as quite different than her relatively “undeveloped” pictures on the album and its bonus poster inside.

“Yup, I did grow up that fast!” she said delightedly whenever asked, guileless and serious. And in the age of the Wonderbra (“Hello, boys!” its ads had been proclaiming since Spears must have been about 14), it wasn’t so hard to believe. People also started to, quietly, question the lyrics on ” … Baby,” but few did it too explicitly or in-depth. “Hit me,” came the justifying reply, wasn’t meant literally. (Duh! was the teen get-a-grip vibe.)

After a while, a few media outlets even began questioning Spears’ persona more loudly as, for example, when she graced the cover of People enveloped in the headline, “Too Sexy, Too Soon?” But inside, Britney and her mom insisted that she was just a good Baptist girl from Lousiana who just seemed to want stardom so bad her parents let her go for it. They also let it be known that the Britney, from her lavender-bedspreaded bedroom on her constantly-in-motion tour bus, still scribbles down her daily prayers in a diary she calls her “Bible Book.” So, was she a puppet? No way. It was Britney’s idea to dress that way in the ” … Baby” video: She’d wanted to bare her belly because she thought it was cute and girly.

Now, in a way, for awhile, this could all be seen as Madonna-esque. Madonna, in fact, was one of Britney’s idols, and it seemed plausible that she was simply objectifying herself in the manner patented by her model. It was an idea that had been perverted, so to speak, before (see Fiona Apple’s “Criminal” video and that cool-rocker-girl’s apparent decision to exploit herself before anyone else had a chance), but there seemed something beyond that going on here. There seemed, in fact, to be something going on that, if you read — as no doubt millions of us last year and this year did — interview after interview, pull quote after pull quote, and if you looked at picture after picture of Britney, was beyond the pop phenom’s grasp.

You might have caught it in the odd media moment with Spears: The time on a late-night talk show when she wide-eyedly told the host that fame was great, if you just avoided the older men who — could you believe it? — seemed to be fans too.

But mostly, you’d glimpse it in the oddly angry sentiments elicited by Spear’s name among her supposed fan base: When, as happened one night on Los Angeles’ Top 40 station, 102.7 “Kiss” FM, a Britney-aged girl called up regarding a rumor about the pop star and N’Sync’s Justin Timberlake having bought a house together, and the caller predicted in judgmental tones that, if they had, their place was no doubt a “fuckfest.” Or when, as a study of teen girls’ attitudes last year reflected, young women proclaimed that they didn’t actually like the No. 1 girl act of their time and demographic. When questioned, during this study, about what celebrities they’d like to hang out with, they had pricelessly characterized Spears as someone whom they probably wouldn’t want in their social group, but then amended it: OK, they might, but only because she’d attract the guys. (The idea was that she was dirty and it might rub off, and it even seemed to be supported in reality: When “Sabrina the Teenage Witch” star Melissa Joan Hart began a high-profile friendship with Spears, within a month or two Hart had shed her goody-goody image and shown up barely clothed on the cover of a lad magazine). So, unlike Madonna, Britney’s boy-toy behavior was alienating girls rather than liberating them. Why?

It was clear that Britney, despite her sweet-as-pie smile and fun little lyrics and pink-tinged videos, was a slut. But that had never hurt Madonna before. So no, that didn’t seem right.

The answer, instead, I began to think, could be found on that first album itself. Listen to it. I did, and after several months of enjoying its nice-girl naughtiness, I had to stop. For what happened to me was this: Odd as it may sound, whenever ” … Baby” started up — complete with its sounds of a man’s hard inhaling and exhaling, seemingly literally breathing down our teen dreamgirl’s neck — or when the whip-cracking effects on another song, “Crazy,” hit, I began having uncomfortable visions. I began, in fact, in some murky part of my mind, to have inescapably awkward and then downright ugly pictures in my head of what was going on in these songs. They sounded, after a while, like sounds emanating from elaborate S&M dens, or from lands of sexual purgatory and destruction — or, at the very least, from places where everything’s so fine and perfect that it’s indelibly fucked (both literally and figuratively) up. It sounded, in fact, on many of these songs, as if Britney was getting hurt as she was singing, as though someone were forcing her to sing these words at gunpoint. (It’s a feeling that’s intensified on ” … Baby” in the way parts of the song have been produced to sound, ominously, as if they’re being sung over a phone line — an effect that’s also replicated on her latest single, “Oops! … I Did It Again.”)

It sounded, in short, like Spears was being victimized. And it was a feeling, this odd sense that my jukebox heroine was being hurt, that even after a while seemed to be echoed on her initially innocuous-seeming ballads which, upon closer listen, sounded to be dripping with desperation for a return to something with some boy that actually sounded not so special in the first place — and in certain cases, the boys actually sounded explicitly violent. Beyond ” … Baby,” there was also that second single “Sometimes,” in which she pleads with a guy to be understanding of the fact that, “Sometimes I hide/Sometimes I’m scared of you …” They were words that could just be taken at slang face value — or not. And after a while, I began to have a hard time brushing them off.

Why, I began to wonder whenever that song keyed up, was she so damn scared? What exactly was this guy doing to her? Her recipe for success, it seemed finally, was locked into exactly this not knowing. Britney Spears’ songs and her persona, in fact, seem to be all-too-authentically Lolitaesque: Her appeal hinges on a confusion between, and an overlap of, sex and violence. Her secret weapon, as it were, is in some frightening and unspoken but also real way, abuse.

And in a season where a woman on “The Sopranos” prides herself on allowing her boyfriend to hold a gun to her head during sex (How could he ever find a mistress who would do such a thing? she reasons, priding herself on her keepin’-her-man ingenuity) but where this same girlfriend ends up killing him in the end, it occurred to me: We’re still, post-Madonna be damned, a nation at sexual war with ourselves. We like sex, but we like it better when it’s wrong. In fact, its very wrongness makes it even hotter. And what’s more wrong, in a sense, than a girl in an abusive relationship — who likes it? Who thinks it hurts, as another shamelessly commercial but conflicted pop star once sang, so good? And so we like a girl like Britney, who allows us to have our cake and hide it too: She’ll give it to us, but she’ll never tell.

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Britney, although non-fans either very likely never knew she was here or fans never knew she was gone, is back. Her new album, “Oops! … I Did It Again,” arrived in stores last week. The record has already hit No. 1 in the U.K., and it seems destined to do the same here. But this time, she’s not just a sweet-and-sour slut, a good-time girl about to go bad. She’s a girl who’s been hurt, and now it’s her turn to hurt back. Of course, it’s still really all just sex-play, and she’s celluloid-smiling and seductively sneering the whole way through it.

This shift — from a sort of battered girlfriend to a battered-girlfriend-who’s-getting-even persona — isn’t being trumpeted loudly, of course. Instead, it seems to be being alluded to in quiet code. The album, musically, has got “more attitude,” her producer Max Martin told the Los Angeles Times last week. Indeed it does. In its initial “Oops! … I Did It Again” video, Britney — clad in princessy blond hair extensions and, again, a wet-as-fresh-paint looking cherry red cat suit — hits the camera with a mad-as-hell body, kicking and slamming against the screen. She’s Barbie as an action figure. And here’s what she has to say: “Oops, I/Did it again!/Made you believe/We were more than just friends/I played with your heart/Got lost in the game/Oops, you think I’m in looove/Sent from abooove/I’m … not … that … innocent!”

Yes, “Oops …” isn’t just a wink at her multimillion album-buying fans who she hopes will do it again, it’s also a strike back. And in case you didn’t get it, she even stops in the middle of the video for a dramatic interlude, where her “boyfriend” gives her the trillion-carat necklace from “Titanic.” Yes, the old lady in the movie threw it into the ocean in the end, but this poor guy went down and got it for her. “Oooh, you shouldn’t have,” Britney says, smiling her homecoming best, but then, wait … “Oops, I … did it again!” she gleefully concludes, breaking back into song.

Spears’ publicity machine has tweaked its “attitude” this time around as well: For her latest Rolling Stone cover, for example, she’s clothed — in red, white and blue leather. The headline: “Britney Wants You!” The message? This girl is sex, American-style. And just as with Uncle Sam, although in a very different way, the idea is: You’re gonna pay. If Britney was screwed last time, she seems to say, in all her high-kickin’, action-packed, slicked-out glory, this time she’s screwing you. But with a wink, of course. Sure, she’s a girl who’s been hurt, but in a weird way she kind of enjoyed it. Now, though, the rules have changed: It’s still about sex, oh yeah, but now she’s, so to speak, on top.

But isn’t this just self-objectification? And if she’s having fun and making a mint, the logic goes, why worry? And it’s true that Madonna has committed seemingly “worse crimes” with her “Sex” book and her “Erotica” album, and nearly everything else during her iconographic career. But the difference is this: Each thing Madonna has done, from her “Borderline” days on out, and barring only a few misunderstood-by-everyone months, was as a self-proclaimed, self-aware fantasy-creator, dealing with the dark and the subconscious but only after explicitly explaining what she was doing.

But what about No Doubt’s Gwen Stefani and Mariah Carey, someone else might say, both of whom, respectively, are no strangers to slamming sounds or desperate ballads? Again, the differences are key: For Stefani, even in all her “Just a Girl” glory, works into her ska and new wave-y hard sounds, echoes them, plays along with her songs instead of getting beaten up by them. She’s a tough girl, and she’s got the style — the flamingo-pink hair, the braces-as-a fashion-statement moxie –and one-of-the-boys energy in her performances to prove it. And Mariah? Mariah’s just a girl with a crush, over and over again, a girl who wants to be pretty and keeps trying harder and harder to be ever more so, who promises to give it up but still always remains, in all her Sony-studded armor, a version of a virgin.

So no, Britney’s different. What she’s doing, in the end, seems much more murky, and more real, and more subtle, and — finally and perhaps most crucially — more unknowing. In that latest issue of Rolling Stone, for example, she appears to be finally getting a whiff of what may actually be going on, but she’s still holding her nose, saying, “I don’t think about [it]. … I don’t want to be part of someone’s Lolita thing,” she tells the magazine. “It kind of freaks me out.” So Britney doesn’t really want to know what she’s doing, and she appears to be committed to keeping her innocence, at least in that regard, intact. She wants to remain shielded from her own reality.

And perhaps luckily so. For Spears’ appeal, in the end, seems to be exactly that: That who she is, or more precisely, what she’s doing, is beyond her own understanding. Her new album, in fact, expertly plays upon the same “Who, me, sexy?” guilelessness as her first one, from the title on down: Oops … she’s doing it again. (The media, of course, only plays this note further: “The Girl Can’t Help It” is one recent and typically dutiful headline.) And yet, of course, the truth is that the “Oops” title alone is confirmation that someone has zeroed in on her double-entendre underage appeal, and decided to slam it all the way to the bank.

And so the question remains: Who does know what Spears is doing? Jive Records’ shockingly dirty old man-esque impresario? Her Swedish hitmaker Svengali, Max Martin? Britney herself, secretly? Her millions upon millions of fans?

I’ve come to suspect that it’s probably all of us, and perhaps also none of us at the same time. Yes, it’s possible. Because it’s simply unspeakable, this girl’s persona, like so many things these days in the media-saturated air. It’s like the odd (and unacknowledged) reality of a movie like last year’s “The Talented Mr. Ripley,” a clearly gay romp marketed as a clearly hetero one; or the unending but also secretly marketed homoerotic appeal of a Brad Pitt or a Tom Cruise or the unspoken but inescapably odd institution of crooked-toothed but implanted-galore porn star Jenna Jameson in a reporter’s spot on “E!” recently; or, cutting even closer to the chase, the way “no one will talk about porn but everyone rents it,” as another adult film star recently told an interviewer on a “True Life” special on MTV.

It’s true life alright, stumbling upon moments, media and otherwise, that are the exact opposite of what they promised to be. And it may not just be odd, it also may be dangerous. In fact, it’s supposed to be a leading cause for schizophrenia — being sent mixed signals, being told (or, in this case, sold) one thing, and shown another. It screws with your sense of reality. It makes you, in a sense, split right down the middle. It cracks you in two.

And so we have Britney, a girl for our times. A virgin and a whore. A girl who doesn’t know what she’s doing, but boy does she do it. A girl who lets you hurt her, and who pretends, and maybe even believes, that she likes it. A girl whose pain is our pleasure. A girl who gets even, but only as long as it’s hot. A Mouseketeer turned near-kiddie porn star. A girl, finally, who feeds something black and blue in all of us, but who wraps it up in a pretty pink bow.

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