God save them all! This month's Drama Queen contestants reminded us that children, unlike presidents, think with their mouths. Come to think of it, sort of like presidents, children have oral fixations.
Well, let's not take that train of thought any further. At least not today: For now, all hail your queen. And tomorrow, it's another contest. We want to hear your stories of
Ever trusted a friend who stabbed you in the back? Did she sleep with your boyfriend or your president? Forfeit your cleaning deposit? Reveal to your teenage daughter that you dye your hair?
Tell us your tale of sisterhood gone wrong. But don't worry -- you can trust us. We're wired, but not that way. Send all submissions to email@example.com by Monday, Feb. 23, 1998.