Last month’s lurid tales of love gone wrong got us thinking about a parallel area of humiliation: not what was done unto you, but what you have done unto others — or however that goes. You get the picture: We want to hear about the . We know you’re usually Snow White, but wasn’t there a time when you were the Evil Queen? It’s time to confess the rattiest thing you’ve done to another person. Such as …
- Did you leave your baby in a shopping cart at the supermarket while you distractedly drove off to get your nails done?
- Did you deflate your ex-lover’s tires while he piously toiled away at work?
- Did you sandwich an Oreo with chewed gum and give it to an unsuspecting playmate?
- Did you steal money from your best friend’s purse while she wasn’t looking?
Go on — tell us what you did. You’ll feel better if you do. At least we’ll feel better if you do. All submissions should be sent to dramaqueen@salonmagazine.com by Wednesday, April 29.
Meanwhile, enjoy the strange fruit of love’s labors lost and check out our new queen of lame lovers.
Drama Queen for a Day + Laurel Marcel +
Charissa Reid + Madame Anonymous
