Drama Queen for a Day: Your wicked wicked ways

This month's Drama Queen for a Day wins her crown for having the lamest lover


Salon Staff
April 14, 1998 11:00PM (UTC)

Last month's lurid tales of love gone wrong got us thinking about a parallel area of humiliation: not what was done unto you, but what you have done unto others -- or however that goes. You get the picture: We want to hear about the WORST THING YOU'VE EVER DONE. We know you're usually Snow White, but wasn't there a time when you were the Evil Queen? It's time to confess the rattiest thing you've done to another person. Such as ...

  • Did you leave your baby in a shopping cart at the supermarket while you distractedly drove off to get your nails done?

  • Did you deflate your ex-lover's tires while he piously toiled away at work?

  • Did you sandwich an Oreo with chewed gum and give it to an unsuspecting playmate?

  • Did you steal money from your best friend's purse while she wasn't looking?

    Go on -- tell us what you did. You'll feel better if you do. At least we'll feel better if you do. All submissions should be sent to dramaqueen@salonmagazine.com by Wednesday, April 29.

    Meanwhile, enjoy the strange fruit of love's labors lost and check out our new queen of lame lovers.


    Drama Queen for a Day + Laurel Marcel +
    Charissa Reid + Madame Anonymous




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