Now we realize why we ran this particular contest — asking readers to turn their mother in for the worst thing she’s ever done. Subconsciously, we were starting to feel a little guilty about our parenting practices. If you’ve ever felt bad about sticking your kids in front of the TV because you wanted some time to yourself, letting them wail a little too long before picking them up or giving them soda instead of wholesome, pulpy orange juice — read on. As we’ve found out, that’s all child’s play.
This month’s Drama Queen candidates have experienced it all — and then some. We have Mama Snoopers, Mama Vixens and Mama Eating Disorders. Judge their tales, not them; and then cast your vote for the most deserving of the crown.
Contestant No. 1 |
Contestant No. 2 |
Contestant No. 3 |
Vote now!
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ILLUSTRATION BY KATHERINE STREETER
