Mothers who think too much

Still convinced that the time you forgot to hold your breath while pumping gas will cause irreparable damage to your unborn child?


Anne S. Lewis
June 24, 1998 9:44PM (UTC)

On a Thursday morning, two months before my 40th birthday, the test
strip on my ovulation predictor kit registered a bright blue. That meant
that the upcoming Saturday would be the likeliest time for conception.
Unfortunately, while running a few days earlier, I'd taken a spill.
Besides severely scraping both knees, shoulders and arms, I'd somehow
managed to break my nose, which I was scheduled to have reset that very
afternoon. Ordinarily, the worst would have been over when my nose was
audibly snapped back into place. But given the timing, there was a need
for further damage control.

I perfunctorily nodded my assent when the doctor informed me that my
nose could not be touched for two weeks and that I must sleep in a
reclining chair for that period of time. But I adamantly drew the line
when he proposed a precautionary round of two medications that I knew were
contraindicated for pregnancy.

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Relieved at having narrowly averted a derailment of my urgent agenda,
I drove home, the throbbing in my nose increasing as the anesthetic wore
off. Later, surveying the damage in the bathroom mirror, I snapped at my
husband when he suggested that with all my injuries perhaps we'd best just
skip this month. It was only when a friend joked that she'd like to be a
fly on the wall during the weekend baby-making session -- with the
prospective mother mercifully free of zygote-imperiling pharmaceuticals but racked with pain from knee to untouchable nose -- that I realized how
obsessed I'd become on the eve of my 40th birthday. That ovulation kit was
a dangerous technology in the hands of a woman who had hit the snooze-control button on her biological clock once too often.

Some women use the conventional wisdom that there is no good time to have
a baby to justify taking the plunge sooner rather than later. Not me.
When my life took a turn for the interesting in my mid-30s, the time I'd
penciled in for starting a family, I simply rescheduled it -- indefinitely.

When 39 tapped me on the shoulder -- 40 was the absolute deadline I'd
set for myself -- I dutifully cleared my desk and joined the ranks of women
whose ambivalence about motherhood magically resolves at the moment that
an alternative turns into a last chance. Now we would go after it with a
vengeance. And were we systematic -- not only in our attempts to get
pregnant but, once that mission was achieved, in flawlessly navigating the
perfect gestation.

The last time I had taken the pulse of this group, we were in our
early 30s -- many of us between marriages, others fearful of growing old alone -- and consumed with the day-to-day Sturm und Drang
of relationships with men whose emotional baggage often exceeded the
customary allowance. Curiously, though, upon entering our mid-30s, we
either promptly met the perfect man or laid down our swords with our
longtime partners in combat. At 35-plus, we were no longer talking on
the phone about dating strategies; now we exchanged information about
amniocentesis and laparoscopy.

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It made sense that we would pursue our now-urgent tasks with the
savvy that 30-odd years of practiced consumerism had imbued us with.
Whoever invented that ovulation predictor kit knew well the end-users:
What could be more alluring to a woman in a hurry to get pregnant than an
efficient little test that provided her with a daily read-out of
precisely what was going on in her body? I, for one, was completely taken
with it. One week each month, our kitchen turned into an ersatz
laboratory, papered with charts, bar graphs and historical comparisons.
So preoccupied was I with the day-to-day progress of what I visualized to
be this game of human pinball that I would find myself casually dropping
the day's results into conversations with friends -- male or female.

"It looked pretty blue today, John."

"So why are you still at work?"

We who are responsible for raising the average age of first
motherhood are a difficult group -- and not just because, nursing our
Perriers, we're no longer any fun at parties. We've got a lot to be nervous about, not the least of which is the specter of infertility and the serious medical risks often attendant to deferred pregnancy. Mostly, however, many of us are worried because our trust in the
medical profession has been significantly eroded; the doctor is no longer
the authority figure he was for our mothers. A woman whose mother
unquestioningly took the DES that her doctor recommended to prevent
miscarriage and now surveys the deleterious effects of that miracle drug
on her own reproductive system is understandably wary.

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Fortunately, we'd had years of experience in preparing ourselves for
new undertakings: How much more difficult could getting educated for
motherhood be than, say, buying a major appliance? The goal was certainly
the same: to make the most enlightened choices after having first
evaluated the available data. Obviously, there were studies out there.
If we were sufficiently informed, at a minimum we'd be able to ask the
pertinent questions and make our own educated choices. As soon as my
pregnancy was confirmed, I got serious.

A sophisticated consumer always begins by scanning the available
literature. I discovered that the bookstore pregnancy inventories tended
to fall into two categories: the ubiquitous bromides, for women (usually
under 30) who believe that all they have to do to pop out a baby is follow
the doctor's advice and pick colors for the nursery; and the more elusive
hard-facts books, for the woman who believes that growing a baby requires
her full participation and unblinking vigilance, lest she fall asleep at
the wheel and irresponsibly allow nature to take its course unguided.
Or worse, be forced to rely on her doctor.

Naturally, we older future mothers prefer the latter source. When
a shoot-from-the-hip book was discovered, its information -- though often
far from reassuring, even frightening -- was passed among us, like urgent
gossip.

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Of course, sometimes the use, or misuse, that we made of the hard-facts books was the best argument for the bromides. One friend, Lisa,
suffered from allergies so severe that in the early weeks of her pregnancy
she took an antihistamine. Unfortunately, that was before she had read about
the detrimental effects such medications could have on the developing
fetus. Certain that she'd done irreparable harm to her unborn, Lisa kicked
prenatal lay research up to a new level when she stormed the stacks of
the local medical school library and read for herself the antihistamine
studies. It took a phone call from her husband to the author of one of
those studies -- pleading with him to please let him put his wife on the
phone so that he could assure her that a single antihistamine could do no
irreversible damage -- to calm her down.

Another friend, Zini -- a Californian by birth and lifestyle, and a
former gynecological nurse-practitioner -- had apparently spent much of her
time in obstetrical practice contemplating the perfect pregnancy and
concluded that having a baby was something best left to the mother's
instincts. As the rest of us watched enviously, she bypassed the medical
profession and placed herself under the care of a midwife. She then
designed her own prenatal diet, declined amniocentesis and finalized
plans for a home birth before setting off for eight weeks in
Morocco -- during her fifth month and the height of the flu season.

Hers was a textbook pregnancy, up until delivery. Although Zini's
worst-case scenario must have included the possibility of a hospital rather than home birth, she certainly never expected an emergency room
C-section, though that's what she got.

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A persistent and discomfiting counterpoint to the search for an
enlightened, fail-proof pregnancy was always the attitudes of women of our
mothers' generation. Lottie, one of these, laughed when I described my
daily debate over the propriety of a morning cup of coffee. "I'd just relax
about all of that," she'd say. "When I was pregnant, the medical thinking
was that it was best to gain very little weight, so my friends and I
drank pots of coffee and smoked dozens of cigarettes every day -- just to
keep from eating. We were clueless that any of that was bad, but we
seemed to do OK." I had to admit that Lottie's grown daughters -- one a doctor, the other a lawyer -- seemed none the worse for mom's prenatal transgressions.

The news that Margaret, 36, had an amnio and tested positive for Down's syndrome sent tremors through our group: Margaret was one of our
best-informed. What could have caused this hideous malfunctioning of a
natural process that had been so carefully guided? After all, what was
the point of all this intensive information-gathering if so much still lay
beyond our control? Then, too, if it was possible to have a healthy baby
on caffeine and cigarettes and a defective one without them, why bother?

All of these maddening contradictions pointed up the futility of
trying to influence an essentially uncontrollable outcome. Maybe I'd
gotten carried away with the placental checklist I'd custom-designed to ensure my own perfect baby: holding my breath while
filling the car with gas or in a room with someone who was sick;
forcing myself to account for the nutritional value of every bite of
food, to the point that eating became a mechanical, joyless chore.
Waiting for a headache to wear off rather than take a chance on the
Tylenol that my doctor assured me was perfectly safe. Thank God no one,
except my husband, had seen me sitting in front of my computer wrapped
in a dental-office lead apron.

What was I doing? Probably looking for the same kind of
predictability in pregnancy that the ovulation kit purported to offer for
conception. What I had neglected to factor in was the stress that would
necessarily accompany such a bid for quality control. Having a healthy
baby, it turns out, was not that much like picking the best fridge. It
gradually dawned on me that the best thing I could do for my offspring
would be to give him a relaxed, if older and wiser, mother. So I loosened
my grip. And had a cup of coffee.

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Anne S. Lewis

Anne S. Lewis is an Austin, Texas, writer and, after eight months of trying, mother to a boy named Eli. She has written for, among others, the New York Times, the Wall Street Journal, Texas Monthly and Lingua Franca.

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