21st Challenge No. 26 results

The ultimate high-tech r


Charlie VaronJim Rosenau
September 25, 1999 8:00PM (UTC)

The CEO talent pool gets thinner and thinner with every passing launch of a new Internet start-up company. In this challenge, we thought we could create the ultimate candidate by compiling your most fanciful accomplishments into one killer risumi. Yet even our E pluribus unum strategy came up short. Contributions were sparse.

Sorry, the position has been filled!

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T H E__W I N N E R

You want creativity? You got it! My last global launch was completed in seven days (excluding Sunday) and I knew it was good, even if I said so Myself. I also implemented Project Ark, a major drought relief scheme, and masterminded several profitable plagues for a Middle Eastern pharmaceutical conglomerate.

--Robin O'Connor

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Charlie Varon

Charlie Varon is a humorist and playwright. His works include "Ralph Nader Is Missing" and "Rush Limbaugh in Night School."

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Jim Rosenau

Jim Rosenau is a writer, editor and software designer in Berkeley, Calif. Jim and Charlie are also co-founders of the citizens group Californians for Earthquake Prevention and partners in Mockingbird Media, which offers a full line of comic services.

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