I'm a poll worker, baby!

A rant by Cary Tennis, real-life elections inspector.
Cary Tennis
November 11, 2000 6:06AM (UTC)

Cary Tennis was standing in his garage in San Francisco three years ago when a man from the department of elections walked in and suggested it would be a nice polling place. He's been an elections inspector ever since. What can go wrong? he asks. Everything!

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