My ex has my cat -- and he won't give him back!

Cary Tennis regularly brings to Salon his impassioned oratory on things that should be none of his business.

This week, in his role as Salon's advice columnist, he replies to a letter from a woman who let her boyfriend keep her cat because cats weren't allowed in her apartment. But by the time they'd broken up, the boyfriend had decided he liked the cat and wanted to keep him!

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