Iglesias moans about loud sex

Enrique's deep thoughts while standing naked in front of the mirror; Jerry Hall: Looking at Keith Richards made my kids just say no. Plus: Move over Angelina, Liza's adopting!

By Amy Reiter

Published September 9, 2002 9:18PM (EDT)

Reports of Enrique Iglesias' lovemaking prowess are apparently greatly exaggerated.

The singer may have joined Jon Bon Jovi, Alicia Keys, Eve and 'N Sync-er Joey Fatone in kicking off the NFL football season in New York's Times Square last week, but he admits he's not so adept when it comes to scoring in the bedroom.

Iglesias was surprised at all that talk about him having such loud sex with Anna Kournikova in a hotel room a few weeks back that management had to come knock on the door to keep the noise down.

"I wish I was that kind of lover ... that's good publicity," he tells Jane magazine in its upcoming issue, addressing the randy rumors head-on. "It makes me look like a stud."

In fact, Iglesias admits, his stud status is questionable at best.

"When I wake up in the morning and I'm naked in front of the mirror, I go, 'I can't believe people think that I can actually make somebody moan and scream loud,'" he says.

Moan and groan, maybe.

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Heather Dahmer

"Our favorite thing is to stay home. I cook a meal and he dances around the room like Fred Astaire ... I could eat him!"

-- Heather Mills on her ravenous appetite for her husband, Paul McCartney, in Vanity Fair.

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Ford's flora

Ever wonder who buys roses from those irritating people who make the rounds at restaurants across the globe?

Harrison Ford, apparently.

According to the London Express, the "Indiana Jones" star purchased a thorny red flower for Calista Flockhart during a recent meal out and presented it to her with a romantic flourish.

Really, Harrison, you shouldn't encourage them ...

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The Keith solution

"I don't have to worry about drugs with my children. They looked at what they did to Keith Richards and they thought 'No.'"

-- Mick Jagger's ex Jerry Hall on what made her kids just say no, to the London Daily Telegraph.

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Juicy bits

Oh good lord. First Angelina Jolie and now this? Liza Minnelli and David Gest have announced plans to adopt a 3-year-old girl they've named Serena. "The baby is the most important thing to us," the odd couple told the press last week. "Our obligations as parents will become first and foremost before anything else." Except whoring for publicity, of course.

But not all publicity is good publicity. Or so Gwyneth Paltrow seems to believe. The actress has backed off from recent statements taking British men to task for their dating ineptitude. Paltrow has told reporters in France that she was just pointing out the "sociological difference" between American and British men during a recent interview with the U.K. magazine Now. "I happen to adore British men and I adore Britain," she said. Lovely. Can we all move on now?

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