The Fishmonger Returns

The students show up en masse -- some fainting, some drooling -- at Rebecca's campaign headquarters. What, she wonders, could they possibly want?

Published March 5, 2004 10:03PM (EST)

"Ms. Romaine," said the voice, the evil voice which actually, come to think of it, which Rebecca now was doing, didn't sound so evil.

"You're running for Senate, aren't you?"

"I don't know. Please leave."

The rest of this story is no longer online, but does appear in the book "The Unforbidden Is Compulsory, or Optimism."

By Dave Eggers

Dave Eggers is the author of "You Shall Know Our Velocity" and "A Heartbreaking Work of Staggering Genius."

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