New Hampshire Is for Lovers

It was happening almost once a day lately. While playing tennis, while bowling, while chewing gum, came the question: "Am I, J. Junior Inferior Jr., actually Jesus Christ?"


Dave Eggers
July 16, 2004 12:00AM (UTC)

"I stand here before my country and before God," he began, pushing his notes aside. "And most of all, I stand here before Jesus Christ."

The rest of this story is no longer online, but does appear in the book "The Unforbidden Is Compulsory, or Optimism."

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Dave Eggers

Dave Eggers is the author of "You Shall Know Our Velocity" and "A Heartbreaking Work of Staggering Genius."

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