What would we do without Feministing, which this morning showed us the way to this story about rapper 50 Cent, who is quoted in Britain's Mirror on his plans to "make a 50 Cent condom and motorized version of me" -- and by "me" he means "his penis" -- "which will have to be waterproof so you can utilise it in the tub." He also told the Mirror that it will be blue, because blue is his favorite color.
But the star of "Get Rich or Die Tryin'" doesn't want his toy to be so large that it threatens any of his brethren. "I don't know if big is better because I'm not sure a man wants his woman playing with a really big dildo," he said, adding, "but I want to do something like that, to create something popular and exciting for women."
And really, is there anything more exciting for women than a small blue penis?