Star Jones, digested

The mystery of Star Jones revealed.

By Kl

Published January 9, 2006 11:19AM (EST)

Have you ever had one of those little moments of clarity during your day when you look away from you computer, set down your coffee mug and ask aloud: Just who is Star Jones, and why do I care? We did, too. She has a new book out, but that seems like a lot of effort. ABC's "Prime Time" devoted a segment on her. . . but come on, you had laundry to do Friday night. Well, we didn't. So we boiled it down for you below in a minute, more or less. And if you can't wait for that, here's a hint: She's famous for once being enormous, for now refusing to say how she lost her weight, for being annoying and for having a husband who is not gay. Seriously. He's not. Does she really look that stupid to you?

There. Now you never need to think about Star Jones again.

By Kl


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