Have you ever had one of those little moments of clarity during your day when you look away from you computer, set down your coffee mug and ask aloud: Just who is Star Jones, and why do I care? We did, too. She has a new book out, but that seems like a lot of effort. ABC's "Prime Time" devoted a segment on her. . . but come on, you had laundry to do Friday night. Well, we didn't. So we boiled it down for you below in a minute, more or less. And if you can't wait for that, here's a hint: She's famous for once being enormous, for now refusing to say how she lost her weight, for being annoying and for having a husband who is not gay. Seriously. He's not. Does she really look that stupid to you?
There. Now you never need to think about Star Jones again.