New rules from Bill Maher

Anxious for “Real Time With Bill Maher” to return from its three-month hiatus? This exclusive message from Maher should tide you over — at least for another week, when Maher’s show returns for its new season on Feb. 17 (11 p.m. Fridays on HBO). Here, Maher gets us all caught up: From Alito to Abramoff, Frey to K-Fed, Clay Aiken to “Brokeback.”