Hey ladies! I know you’re all panicked, trying to plan out a super-duper romantic evening for your man on Valentine’s Day! Well, why not try out this recipe for husband-catcher cake? After all, who among us doesn’t love to see herself as a gigantic Venus’ flytrap of love?
Wait, it gets better. Check out this quote from the Women & Wine Web site: “As a Southern belle once said, ‘A man can have sex with any woman, but not a good chocolate cake. And this one is good enough to catch you a husband!'”
Ah, exactly. A man can’t have sex with a good chocolate cake! Right?
No, wait, that’s not it. I think the message here is: A man can have sex with anyone at any time, but a woman can only have sex with a man she makes chocolate cake for. No, hold on …
The point is, serving up that ass is not enough! If you want to trap that man, you’ve got to bake, sister! Bake like the wind!
