Why would anyone with this kind of flow want to hide his identity? Based on the clues provided -- New York, extreme manliness, a glimmer of beard -- we can only conclude that this is James Frey, who remains in hiding, fearful of showing anything besides deep remorse. We say: James, smackin' dat ass ain't no crime! OK, we'll concede that there are other possibilities including, obviously, Paul Krugman. Anyone we're missing?
Whose humps?
Who is this masked man with the mean sense of rhythm?
Kl
February 22, 2006 9:06PM (UTC)
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