The Onion: Hillary Clinton is too ambitious to be the first female president.
Village Voice: Sex-columnist Dan Savage's straight-rights update. If all women capable of conceiving a child are now considered pre-pregnant, what does that make all virgins?
More Onion: Pregnant woman glows with rage.
Slate: The Brangelina baby -- what it means for you and your family.
Still more Onion: Chinese employers to grant 15-minute maternity break.
Reuters: Lovesick swan falls in love with swan paddle boat.
YouTube: A funny leather ad. No, really.
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