Out, out, damn slut!

Naturally we knew that Oxygen's "The Janice Dickinson Modeling Agency" would be some cross between a treat and a train wreck, and Janice does not disappoint. On the first few episodes, she seems to be doing her best impression of SNL's impression of Donatella Versace, banishing people from her sight left and right. If only she could hire "Blow Out's" Jonathan Antin for a shoot, so we could someone finally say to him, "Two words, Jonathan: Out! Out!"