Please, keep your Jesus off his penis

A cheerful folkie sings about peace, love and keeping the Bible out of his bedroom.


Kl
July 18, 2006 9:39PM (UTC)

What makes Eric Schwartz's folk ballad such an effective rallying cry isn't his delivery, his clever lyrics, or the point in the song when he gets all serious and lowers his voice. It's the threat in the refrain "Keep your Jesus off my penis/ and I'll keep my penis off of you." We'd do anything to keep this guy's package from touching us, and suspect the Moral Majority will, too.

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