Here's some old footage that just came to our attention. It features Ben Affleck, master thespian, doing some promotion for "Jersey Girl" (2004) with a Canadian reporter. It's so refreshing that fame never went to Affleck's ginormous head. Aside from the incessant groping -- the horrid French accent and the "retarded" joke only add to his humility. We have no idea why Matt Damon broke up with the guy.