Imagination
Sky Bluesky - 08:40 am Pacific Time - Jan 12, 2007 - #7 of 1153
Someone will find great prosperity and happiness by stealing your identity.
MardiGras - 09:22 am Pacific Time - Jan 12, 2007 - #22 of 1153
I'm from the free market and I'm here to help you
Lando - 09:36 am Pacific Time - Jan 12, 2007 - #25 of 1153 You hippie storm trooper!
You are a person with grave misgivings. Trust these feelings. Lucky numbers: none
BurstOfLethargy - 09:40 am Pacific Time - Jan 12, 2007 - #30 of 1153
If you still think it's funny to add "...in bed" to the end of a fortune, you'll have plenty of time alone.
Mabel I Sez - 09:50 am Pacific Time - Jan 12, 2007 - #38 of 1153
When you reach your golden years, Social Security will be but a bittersweet memory.
Lando - 09:56 am Pacific Time - Jan 12, 2007 - #45 of 1153
You will embark on a long journey that will become tragically short.
Dr. Zachary Smith - 09:58 am Pacific Time - Jan 12, 2007 - #46 of 1153
Yesterday was the luckiest day of your life.
Tinsel - 10:07 am Pacific Time - Jan 12, 2007 - #53 of 1153
The parts of your former car are halfway to Mexico by the time you read this.
LaurenF - 11:59 am Pacific Time - Jan 12, 2007 - #104 of 1153
No one here is willing to Heimlich you.
Fogharty - 12:14 pm Pacific Time - Jan 12, 2007 - #127 of 1153
The governor will deny your appeal.
Lando - 12:15 pm Pacific Time - Jan 12, 2007 - #133 of 1153
Keeping fortunes in your wallet does not make them come true.
Sir Realist - 12:22 pm Pacific Time - Jan 12, 2007 - #151 of 1153
You should not have hit "reply to all"
BurstOfLethargy - 12:23 pm Pacific Time - Jan 12, 2007 - #153 of 1153
Someday this will all seem funny. Oh, not to you. Did you think we meant to you?
Sir Realist - 12:24 pm Pacific Time - Jan 12, 2007 - #156 of 1153
DNA testing holds surprises for you
Fogharty - 01:18 pm Pacific Time - Jan 12, 2007 - #227 of 1153
Your red Swingline stapler will be taken away.
Chronica - 01:57 pm Pacific Time - Jan 12, 2007 - #254 of 1153
We see a one-bedroom apartment and 39 cats in your future.
JoshD - 03:46 pm Pacific Time - Jan 12, 2007 - #330 of 1154
Great things are coming your way. Unfortunately, one of them arrives while you are crossing the street.
Lando - 07:46 am Pacific Time - Jan 13, 2007 - #417 of 1154
You have great insights about matters of little consequence.
JoshD - 03:30 pm Pacific Time - Jan 13, 2007 - #481 of 1154
You will be saddened by the fact you have no shoes, until you meet a man who has no feet. Later, you will give comfort to a man who has no hat.
EmmEff - 04:51 pm Pacific Time - Jan 13, 2007 - #504 of 1154
All I ever wanted was to be a cake and here I am talking to you in this dump.
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