The fine folks at Stupid.com, merchants of the sort of gag gifts so awful they're awesome, have put out a promotional list of the Stupidest Holiday Gifts of 2007. Expect to hear about many of these on your favorite morning zoo-type radio show -- they're crass, silly, tacky, and perfect for that friend you love to hate.
Among the honorees is the thing you see above, the USB pole dancer. Nevermind that this first came out in 2006 -- it's bad enough (i.e., good enough) to hit No. 10 on Stupid.com's list. (They'll sell you one for $40.)
Stupid's list also includes the Hillary Clinton nutcracker (get one for Tucker Carlson), a Larry Craig action figure (it says, "I am not gay. I never have been gay"), and an inflatable mooshead (you know, to put on the wall).