Now Seth Rogen and Elizabeth Banks do an effing video

"I'm [bleeping] Seth Rogen" shows "I'm [bleeping] blank" has jumped the shark.

Published February 27, 2008 8:18PM (EST)

In the beginning, Sarah Silverman fucked Matt Damon. And it was true, and it was right, and great mirth did shine upon the land.

But on the second day, Jimmy Kimmel did say, Hold on a second, Sarah.

And the unfunny comedian and his producers did expend enormous effort, and they did procure the brightest stars in the firmament, and they did turn out a sequel of some minor joy.

"I'm fucking Ben Affleck," sang the chorus, and laughter once more echoed through the land.

But lo, on the third day, there was Kevin Smith. And the lord Smith, who did create the forthcoming epic of cinema "Zack and Miri Make a Porno," did see the laughter as an opportunity. He did say unto himself, I gotta tap that.

And lo, it was here that all these fucking videos jumped the shark.

For it is true, yes, and it is right, yes, that the following entertainment, peopled by the "Zack and Miri" thespians Seth Rogen and the very dear Elizabeth Banks, is of some amusement. The people will smile, and the people, they may even laugh (but the people be warned, for the Lord in his infinite wisdom hath made this clip unsafe for work).

But enough. Enough with the effing videos, enough with all the fucking fucking already, Goddamnit.

The Lord hath decreed it, and it shall be so.

(Via BuzzFeed.)

By Farhad Manjoo

Farhad Manjoo is a Salon staff writer and the author of True Enough: Learning to Live in a Post-Fact Society.

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