Is your vagina magic?

Weird revelations in the case of Ashley Alexandra Dupre.

Published March 24, 2008 1:30PM (EDT)

A story in last week's New York magazine on Eliot Spitzer (great cover, by the way) contained an interview with Jason Itzler, the self-professed king of all pimps. In the story, Itzler offered a juicy tidbit on Ashley Alexandra Dupre, whom he knew as Victoria, which has kept the blogosphere (and our imagination) buzzing for days. He claims that Dupre had "the most beautiful vagina in New York … Big hedge-fund guys, the heaviest hitters, called and I’d say, this is the girl with the magic pussy."

The question, of course: What makes it magic? Laser beams? A reflection of the Virgin Mary? Special appearance by Criss Angel? The mind reels, doesn't it? In case you don't believe Itzler, we get confirmation from a call girl named Natalie, who says, "As soon as I saw her coochie, I told Jason, this is special."

Sounds like someone's been doing her Kegel exercises.

The idea of designer vaginas has been floating out there for a while, and lest we go down that dark road, ladies, it's important to remember that all vaginas are magic. They are all special in their own way. Vaginas are like snowflakes -- except the part where they fall from the sky.

By Sarah Hepola

Sarah Hepola is the author of the New York Times bestselling memoir, "Blackout: Remembering the Things I Drank to Forget."

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