Hallmark never covered this

Imagination

Boring, Dismal Greeting Cards

Kati -- 04:34 pm Pacific Time -- May 15, 2008 -- #7 of 151

Congratulations on Your Stimulus Tax Rebate Check!

mschmidt -- 04:35 pm Pacific Time -- May 15, 2008 -- #8 of 151

Thank You For Not Criticizing Me As Much As You Used To!

Chronica -- 05:26 pm Pacific Time -- May 15, 2008 -- #25 of 151

Condolences On Your Bad Hair Day

ivy -- 06:28 pm Pacific Time -- May 15, 2008 -- #49 of 151

Happy Bulk Trash Day!

mschmidt -- 06:34 pm Pacific Time -- May 15, 2008 -- #54 of 151

Our Sympathies ... Erectile Dysfunction's No Fun!

Elmo Beachwin -- 12:18 pm Pacific Time -- May 16, 2008 -- #73 of 151

Saw the smoke, Now you're Pope! Congratulations!

Chronica -- 03:13 pm Pacific Time -- May 16, 2008 -- #76 of 151

Congrats on Surviving the Layoffs! Good Luck With Your Extra Duties!

amy_b -- 04:34 am Pacific Time -- May 17, 2008 -- #80 of 151

It's a Partially Formed Reabsorbed Fetal Twin!

Monsieur Chariot -- 01:28 pm Pacific Time -- May 19, 2008 -- #95 of 151

For Being Yourself ...
For Sharing a Special Moment ...
For all that Sexy Talk on your Cellphone during the Meeting ...
Thanks ... from All of Us!

tjcj -- 03:45 pm Pacific Time -- May 20, 2008 -- #110 of 151

Roses are red!
Violets are blue!
Your cat is dead!
Thanks!
Love Satan!

Wonder Dog -- 07:29 pm Pacific Time -- May 20, 2008 -- #117 of 151

Greetings!
I'm new to your lovely neighborhood. The court says I have to tell all of you that I'm a registered sex offender.

Heidi Lynn -- 08:21 pm Pacific Time -- May 20, 2008 -- #119 of 151

Someday we'll both look back on this and laugh.
Okay, maybe not you.

Wonder Dog -- 06:11 am Pacific Time -- May 21, 2008 -- #122 of 151

Sorry I puked on the rug at your party.
Thanks for the outstanding booze.

Randall -- 08:46 am Pacific Time -- May 22, 2008 -- #128 of 151

Thank you for parking almost within the lines.
I'm sure you'll do better next time.

Chronica -- 11:39 am Pacific Time -- May 22, 2008 -- #131 of 151

I'm sorry ...
I can't carpool with you anymore.

MaryO -- 01:01 pm Pacific Time -- May 22, 2008 -- #134 of 151

Love Means Never Having to Say You're Sorry ... But I Still Regret Giving You Herpes. My Bad.

LetterMan -- 11:26 am Pacific Time -- May 23, 2008 -- #151 of 151

Glad to hear you're not the bio-daddy!

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