Well, Paris Hilton has finally responded to the ad in which John McCain's campaign compared her to Barack Obama. Turns out that now she's throwing her hat in the ring -- and that she's got a pretty interesting energy policy. I don't know why everyone's so surprised; if you've seen her star turn in "House of Wax," you'll know the kind of intelligence she's capable of. The only question I have now is whether Britney Spears supports cap-and-trade.
Well, I know who I'm voting for
Finally, a real celebrity enters the race for the presidency.
Published August 6, 2008 1:17PM (EDT)
By Alex Koppelman
Alex Koppelman is a staff writer for Salon.MORE FROM Alex Koppelman