Keep touching yourself, America

The FoxSexpert rips the lid off masturbation -- it's good for you!

Logan Scherer
August 12, 2008 11:33PM (UTC)

Woody Allen said it best: "Don't knock masturbation. It's sex with someone I love." For those of you still unconvinced, the FoxSexpert -- yes, there is such a thing -- wants to help take the guilt out of your guilty pleasure. Her argument? Masturbation is good for you. Not only is it "a great form of stress relief" -- it also eases menstruation pain in women and lowers a man's risk of prostate cancer. Now where would we be without the FoxSexpert? Wasting time doing yoga? Eating healthy? Learning about her obviously less-important AIDS-related news items, worthy only of her concluding roundup? Thank you FoxSexpert! Whenever I think about you and your medical prowess, I'll touch myself.

Logan Scherer

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